Ok so here are the funniest clips I have ever seen in my life. I really want you to see it and critique it and tell me if you think it is funny or if I am weird.
I wouldn't ask you to watch it if I didn't think it was off the charts funny.
get out! oh you've thrown your lollipop
Save Blair Island
I'm thinking that I might lose a bunch of time watching that stuff only because you're a kinda weird bird.
Funny or not ... here I come ... you can't hide .... I'll find you ... and take it ....
Love it!
(01-17-2015, 10:41 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]I'm thinking that I might lose a bunch of time watching that stuff only because you're a kinda weird bird.
no they are quick skits, all of them. I am wondering Maggot which American tourist you are like the most? Shannanayah? or Pat?
Okay, aussie, I watched and here are my honest critiques: the third one gets a C, the first two get Ds.
I laugh easily and often and barely cracked a smile watching the skit videos.
I think you're just weird (but ain't we all, in our own ways).
they are all off the charts funny. That offensive translator has racist undertones exposed. Which is maybe why you didn't see the humour.
In other parts of the world this is US behaviour in public is seen as outrageous. But it's ok, if thats normal for you.
I love that final skit, its very very funny, I don't know how they didn't crack up doing that skit.
The subjects of the skits weren't in any way offensive to me nor beyond my comprehension -- I got 'em, aussie. But thanks so much for explaining them anyway.
You asked for an honest critique and I gave you mine, that's all. The skits just didn't strike me as funny -- I've seen the offensive translator spiel and the ugly American tourist bit done before and done better.
It's subjective. Someone else might watch them and find them as hysterical as you do. Shouldn't matter; anything that makes you laugh is a good thing -- who cares what anyone else thinks?
(01-18-2015, 09:05 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]The subjects of the skits weren't in any way offensive to me nor beyond my comprehension -- I got 'em, aussie. But thanks so much for explaining them anyway.
You asked for an honest critique and I gave you mine, that's all. The skits just didn't strike me as funny -- I've seen the offensive translator spiel and the ugly American tourist bit done before and done better.
It's subjective. Someone else might watch them and find them as hysterical as you do. Shouldn't matter; anything that makes you laugh is a good thing -- who cares what anyone else thinks?
You're explaining yourself to a crazy lady that still thinks David Lee Roth is relevant.
It stinks Aussie, I'd rather watch old creepy Benny Hill re-runs.
You wouldn't know comedy if it fell out of the sky and stuck a dildo up your fat ass.
This is the most obtuse, witless comedy I've seen in years.
It's the skit equivalent of cow tipping.
(01-18-2015, 10:20 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]It stinks Aussie, I'd rather watch old creepy Benny Hill re-runs.
You wouldn't know comedy if it fell out of the sky and stuck a dildo up your fat ass.
Benny Down Under...
Way funnier than the OP skits.
But then, Benny was one effin' hilarious creepy perv.
I hate Benny Hill humour. And when Mum was down here she had me record them from the satellite and watch them in her own folder called "Nanny". To my horror my child was watching it with her and laughing.
I have read a little about Benny Hills life story and he was a kind hearted gentle soul. His humour is just not my cup of tea.
(01-18-2015, 11:43 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: [ -> ]I hate Benny Hill humour. And when Mum was down here she had me record them from the satellite and watch them in her own folder called "Nanny". To my horror my child was watching it with her and laughing.
I have read a little about Benny Hills life story and he was a kind hearted gentle soul. His humour is just not my cup of tea.
Of course you don't think Benny Hill is funny, because most normal people do.
Thankfully, there seems to be signs that your child hasn't inherited your crazy gene.
Benny Hill was great in Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang as a matter of fact when I am in the throws of passion I secretly whisper that so I last longer. sometimes its the theme from bonanza.
(01-19-2015, 08:41 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]sometimes its the theme from bonanza.
I've seen you say that before. 
Aussiebitch is the one beating the cowbell
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(01-18-2015, 10:29 PM)Cutz Wrote: [ -> ]This is the most obtuse, witless comedy I've seen in years.
It's the skit equivalent of cow tipping.
This and the lolipop thing was obviously staged due to the fact that no weaves were pulled out and nobody got hit with a shoe.
(01-19-2015, 11:29 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Aussiebitch is the one beating the cowbell
(01-18-2015, 09:40 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: [ -> ] (01-18-2015, 09:05 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]The subjects of the skits weren't in any way offensive to me nor beyond my comprehension -- I got 'em, aussie. But thanks so much for explaining them anyway.
You asked for an honest critique and I gave you mine, that's all. The skits just didn't strike me as funny -- I've seen the offensive translator spiel and the ugly American tourist bit done before and done better.
It's subjective. Someone else might watch them and find them as hysterical as you do. Shouldn't matter; anything that makes you laugh is a good thing -- who cares what anyone else thinks?
You're explaining yourself to a crazy lady that still thinks David Lee Roth is relevant.
Totally missed this on first read.