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Hiya, baby bitches, what's going on?

Did you kick your dog today? Slap your special person on the ass? Cuss the non-driving mutha ahead of you?

How many phone calls did you make today? If you give me your phone number I'll call you. 27
I cannot receive phone calls in the mountains I am in.

Work is kind of boring lately, maybe it is because the threat of fire is not looming over me, daily work now just seems so blah. Plus I have been tired.

How about you Duchess?
Handed out an appropriate pat on the ass, made a few calls, cussed a few drivers. Now after a great dinner of Beggars Chicken having a cocktail and perusing the net.
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My bosses at work today said I was doing a good job. They don't need to check my filing work anymore. So now all I need to do is not get fired when I get fingerprinted this weekend and they find out about my cone throwing and pass probation a year from now and I'll be home free. Oh and 518-429-6876.
518 867 5309
I've been ignoring the phone, I didn't kick the dog but I practically had to slap her ass wiping it when she had a dangly piece of shit hanging out of it while we were out on our walk...



Aaaaand, back to poop!!
(09-18-2015, 09:36 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]518 867 5309
That's Jenny's number.
This thread has gold potential.
What the hell with all of these phone #'s? LOL

Did Duchess call anyone?!????
(09-19-2015, 12:32 AM)Love Child Wrote: [ -> ]What the hell with all of these phone #'s? LOL

Desperation?
(09-19-2015, 12:32 AM)Love Child Wrote: [ -> ]What the hell with all of these phone #'s? LOL


You should have seen the time I asked for their SS numbers. They gave 'em to me, made up of course, but they humored me.

I think Ramsey gave me her old phone number. hah
You could call me. You would get a voice mail saying to email me instead! : D
And then if you did leave a message I would hear it the next time I get to leave this place.
Because I consider you all my family (a rather dysfunctional family, but family anyway) I want you all to know that Mr Bee and I are adopting two new babies next month. We are so excited.














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(09-19-2015, 12:32 AM)Love Child Wrote: [ -> ]What the hell with all of these phone #'s? LOL

Did Duchess call anyone?!????
No.:( And then suicide prevention people called me a whiny loser and hung up on me.
(09-19-2015, 06:32 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-19-2015, 12:32 AM)Love Child Wrote: [ -> ]What the hell with all of these phone #'s? LOL


You should have seen the time I asked for their SS numbers. They gave 'em to me, made up of course, but they humored me.

I think Ramsey gave me her old phone number. hah
074-30-9045
(09-19-2015, 11:34 AM)QueenBee Wrote: [ -> ]Because I consider you all my family (a rather dysfunctional family, but family anyway) I want you all to know that Mr Bee and I are adopting two new babies next month. We are so excited.














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More rats? You know if you leave your garage door open overnight with some trash in it you can have all the rats you want for free.


Can you cuddle a rat?
(09-20-2015, 12:43 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

Can you cuddle a rat?

Yeah. If they let you.


Ah. Just like meeeeee. Sarcastic
(09-20-2015, 12:43 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

Can you cuddle a rat?
Yes. I have done that many times when I owned a pet rat.
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