Mock

People that wear their pants half way down their ass like an ass bra.

I don't flip off bad drivers anymore either. You don't know what crazy fuck has a gun.

I was driving from Tampa and the speed limit was 70, but the flow was going around 80. I get behind a truck doing about 65 in the slow lane so I move over to the left to pass him up. As soon as I do that he speeds up past me so I'm like ok I guess you were reading the bible or some shit and you're ready to do the speed limit now so I'll move back behind you. So I go back in the slow lane behind him and he slows down to 65 again. So I pass to the left again and he speeds up past me again. So I move back to the slow lane and he does it again. The freak was fucking with me. I was going to follow him and call the cops, but I had my daughter in the car, my exit was coming up and I kinda have better things to do anyway.

I'm finally listening to the foreigner C.D. I got for my birthday and it sounds so re-mastered it sounds like all new songs!!! I've never heard Lou Graham like this. With my new speakers I may need a new chair just to rock back and forth like a happy idiot.

Nude jogging. Fun and exciting.

But it certainly would make the wood work.

I went to Walmart. Woo fucking hoo. I did get some pretty mums to put out front though.

(10-08-2015, 06:08 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]I don't think I'd be very good at that, I'm shy. Jogging in the nude won't allow me to blend into the woodwork.

I think it would be painful for most women.

I always think of streaking as so 1970s, but it's apparently still alive at rugby matches and such.



^ Professional streakers. Seriously.

(10-08-2015, 12:34 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]I went to Walmart. Woo fucking hoo. I did get some pretty mums to put out front though.

I'm shocked you didn't type 'moms'.

Dear Lord!!! "Don't look Ethyl !!!!"

But it was too late. She already got a free shot.

(10-08-2015, 12:52 PM)Jimbone Wrote: [ -> ]

(10-08-2015, 12:34 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]I went to Walmart. Woo fucking hoo. I did get some pretty mums to put out front though.

I'm shocked you didn't type 'moms'.

Can you interpret please?

(10-08-2015, 04:52 PM)crash Wrote: [ -> ]Can you interpret please?

Mums are a type of autumn flower here....



Given her penchant for making awesome typing mistakes that make her look incoherent, I was shocked she didn't type moms instead.

Oh... Thank you. I didn't know about the mums/flowers thing. I was trying to figure what the typo was