Mock

Half of them are fat slobs, none of them have any sense of fashion, and they're all idiots with egos.

My first thought is that it looks chopped. Second thought is the short guy in the middle with the sub machine gun looks scared, and a little like Maggot.

Third is that your waistlines are expanding at almost the same exponential rate as you egos and paranoia.

But hey, who cares what non-yanks think, fuck them! 'Murica...Oorah!

The Card is a bit over the top and Crash........Suck my slimy balls! That's a freaking woman and I don't look like that bitch. I'm not that short I'm 5'11"

Like Mag said, I just think its some peoples reaction to the perceived threat that the anti gunners want to take our guns and its kind of a Fuck You to them

(12-06-2015, 08:46 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]That's a freaking woman and I don't look like that bitch.

You might want to get your eyes checked Crash, I think that's the grandmother.

They should have blinged out their guns more. You know, make them look more Christmasy.

Unless it's a close relative like your grandma who lives 1000 miles away why would you want to give people a cheesy Christmas picture of you and your dorky family anyway? They're just going to throw it in the trash. It seems like such a weird thing to do. Even without the guns.

The blonde in the middle and the brunette on the right [our right] I would do. I would like to own the super shorty shotgun in the blonds hand. The granny and kid in the middle have no reason to be holding guns. The look like it is the first time they have. It def looks photo shopped.

Predictably, I had a negative reaction to the picture and wondered why they didn't arm the babies, too.....

I was curious about photo and it showed up on my FB page and so I looked up Michelle Fiore (her name signed on card). She is a Republican Assemblywoman who lives in Las Vegas, NV and is making us look so foolish to the rest of the world. (more like a gun totin' hillbilly family from the woods of West Virginia). I am thinking we don't have any residents from there here on Mock. If so, I apologize in advance.

Apologize for mock?

They look retarded. Not just because of the forced, awkward gun thing, but because of the halfass effort they put into the xmas card matching theme. Fucking bare feet and too-long pants on one, and badly shopped as well. Sloppy. Put some shoes on, necks.

The guy at the far right looks like he's going to be the next mas shooter. I wouldn't trust that fucker as far as I could throw him.

Thanks for starting this thread. I think I found my 2016 calendar because of this thread.

She's Hot!!

(12-07-2015, 10:48 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]She's Hot!!

Hell to the yes ! I might have to print this one, frame it and put it on the wall in my man cave. Woot woot !!

I wonder why this didn't happen.

Granny Maggot has a very long index finger.

All the better to tickle a lovers balls with my dear.

Well, she's elderly and probably a little slow, F.U.

So, you might be able to crash the family Christmas party, get her all liquored up on egg nog, blow on her neck, and score yourself a tantalizing testicle tickle.


P.s. You might wanna disarm her first though, studly, unless you're really itching for an explosive granny-bang.