most religions are bizarre in some way, shape, or form.
I'm not a big fan of the Jews or their archaic, absurd bullshit. Or any religion.
I can tolerate the Buddhists, that's about it.
(03-16-2016, 05:37 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I can tolerate the Buddhists, that's about it.
That reminds me of the time I caddied for the Dali Lama.
He was a big hitter. He had these long flowing robes, bald, he was quite striking.
When he finished his round I said, "Hey Lama, how about a little something for the effort?
He said, "there will be no money. But on my deathbed I will receive total consciousness."
So I got that going for me, which is nice.
That makes me wanna give you total un consciousness for some reason.
(03-16-2016, 06:26 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ] (03-16-2016, 05:37 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I can tolerate the Buddhists, that's about it.
That reminds me of the time I caddied for the Dali Lama.
He was a big hitter. He had these long flowing robes, bald, he was quite striking.
When he finished his round I said, "Hey Lama, how about a little something for the effort?
He said, "there will be no money. But on my deathbed I will receive total consciousness."
So I got that going for me, which is nice.
Your wife must have been a real knockout before they invented electricity.
(03-16-2016, 09:35 PM)Cutz Wrote: [ -> ] (03-16-2016, 06:26 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ] (03-16-2016, 05:37 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I can tolerate the Buddhists, that's about it.
That reminds me of the time I caddied for the Dali Lama.
He was a big hitter. He had these long flowing robes, bald, he was quite striking.
When he finished his round I said, "Hey Lama, how about a little something for the effort?
He said, "there will be no money. But on my deathbed I will receive total consciousness."
So I got that going for me, which is nice.
Your wife must have been a real knockout before they invented electricity.
And now I know why lions eat their young.
All that and the bride is sitting on cheap garden outdoor chairs.
(03-17-2016, 05:32 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ] (03-17-2016, 05:15 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]cheap garden outdoor chairs.
I noticed that too. Fuckin' plastic. Yuk.
If you'll notice, all of them are sitting on those chairs, that's what you get when you make a such a deal, renting 10,000 chairs for $100.
The guys with the black cheese wheels on their heads look cool.
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