May all the panties you sniff smell like grey poupon.
And...may all the pantries you sniff smell like dirty drawers.
I just realized that the birthday boy's or girl's username = Alcatraz.
Yep, I'm quick alright; only be seeing that name in here for a few years.
Put up a post LKTraz, you voyeuristic son (or daughter) of a bitch! And, have a Happy Birthday while you're at it.