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Oh man, I'd love to have a flying monkey.
I want a rubber scarecrow.
Good morning Mockers, what's on the itinerary today?
I have 2ft tall tomato plants that need to go in the ground today. They even have 2" tomatoes on them. Its a good day because I don't like planting on sunny days and its a little overcast now.
There is fresh snow on the mountain tops this morning! I am going to go get pictures and then go to work.
I'm short-staffed and will be filling in for a caregiver today and tomorrow afternoon.

I'm dreading it, but shouldn't be. They're just four hour shifts and the 98-year-old woman is sharp, kinda mean, and I find her really funny.

I like her stories about the old days in NYC; she always brags about punching people in the nose who should have known better than to mess with her.
(06-11-2016, 10:43 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Good morning Mockers, what's on the itinerary today?


Good morning, Maggottyboo.

I was up early, ate a banana muffin, I would have went for a swim but there's something wrong with my pool filter. I went up to my boss' house, then I drove over to the job site to make sure the gates were still secure then I turned around and headed back South, I stopped at the tanning salon and then I came home. Right now, I'm contemplating eating a slice of cold pizza and because I'm home for the day I may smoke some weed. If I were a drinker I'd pour a glass of wine and go sit outdoors.
If you're unsure about the cold pizza, the weed will help with that decision.
I have been lazing around all day, the down side of renting a room in somebody else's place is the lack of Saturday puttering jobs. Binging on Game of Thrones and essentially whiling away the hours.
My kids are going to the in-laws for 4 days. Time to unlock the "jungle room" 46


Don't hurt yourself.


...or poke an eye out.
I can't get my printer to work so fuck it, I'm buying a new one today. That piece of shit has been nothing but trouble the last couple years.
(06-12-2016, 03:25 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]I can't get my printer to work so fuck it, I'm buying a new one today. That piece of shit has been nothing but trouble the last couple years.

The last printer I bought I looked for the one with the cheapest ink. Printers are a dime a dozen.
That's the way to do it.
There's also a trick where you set your printer's black to a dark gray. It still comes out looking like black, yet that cartridge will last twice as long. Something along those lines... (Google for exact instructions. . .)
Wow, what great tip.
(06-13-2016, 01:53 AM)BigMark Wrote: [ -> ]Wow, what great tip.

OnBendedKnee has an entire book he wrote relating to Pro Tips.

I wish we'd see more of them.
That's a good tip and now I wonder how many printers would have that feature or maybe in the computer being used. I will try it as I print a ton of stuff in black for my building prints. Some on a 3ft printer.
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