Mock - For those who like statistics . . .

. . . . . . . saw this little chuckle elsewhere, and it's kinda true. hah

FULL BODY SCANS AT AIRPORTS:

TSA disclosed the following Airport Screening Results
December 2014 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From:

Transvestites .................................................. ...................133

Hernias .................................................. .........................1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases .................................................. .........3,172

Enlarged Prostates .................................................. ........8,249

Breast Implants .................................................. ..........59,350

Natural Blondes .................................................. ..................3

Terrorists Discovered........................................ ...................0

It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls at all.

(09-08-2016, 12:05 PM)Carsman Wrote: [ -> ]It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls at all.

I discovered that this year.

Would have been funnier if the breast implants were an odd number.

(09-08-2016, 05:11 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-08-2016, 12:05 PM)Carsman Wrote: [ -> ]It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls at all.

I discovered that this year.

Right, and you didn't even need a body scanner! hah

(09-08-2016, 06:51 PM)Donovan Wrote: [ -> ]Would have been funnier if the breast implants were an odd number.

I don't see the humor in breast cancer.

(09-13-2016, 12:56 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-08-2016, 06:51 PM)Donovan Wrote: [ -> ]Would have been funnier if the breast implants were an odd number.
I don't see the humor in breast cancer.

Me neither. Its not my areola of expertise. I'd rather do the breaststroke in Lake Titicaca. If I had a nipple for every time someone poked funbags at breast cancer I'd be a bazongasnaire.

(09-13-2016, 12:56 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-08-2016, 06:51 PM)Donovan Wrote: [ -> ]Would have been funnier if the breast implants were an odd number.
I don't see the humor in breast cancer.

Breast cancer is a nasty thing, no one is poking humor in that!

Breast cancer patients get 're constrictive surgery, if desired.

It was poked at elected attention getting large breast implants.