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...is healthy for older women, riskier for older men.

Forewarned is forearmed.
(09-19-2016, 12:32 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

...is healthy for older women, riskier for older men.

Forewarned is forearmed.
That's why you have to keep mixing it up. Keeps you both healthy and on your toes/back.
I'm willing to take the risk. Call me a daredevil call me horny all the time but the risk is a non issue.


I think many people will see it as a non-issue. I'm not sure why it was considered worthy of a headline on my welcome screen. 78
Thank god, so kinky is better!
Fuckit, got to die of something, and that would be epic
Not really any other better way to go! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin


In French, orgasm means little death.
That explains OH GOD... OH GOD... Oh GOD... OOOOOOhhhhh God...
In English, orgasm means oh la la! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
(09-19-2016, 01:48 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]I'm willing to take the risk. Call me a daredevil call me horny all the time but the risk is a non issue.

Agreed. I gots to get laid before I get laid in the ground.
(09-19-2016, 02:05 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

I think many people will see it as a non-issue. I'm not sure why it was considered worthy of a headline on my welcome screen. 78

They want to scare old virgins like me to dust off our bones before we're dust and bones.
Sooooooooo, curious, is getting a "hand job" considered SEX?

Or just a happy hand shake?
(09-20-2016, 08:16 AM)Carsman Wrote: [ -> ]Sooooooooo, curious, is getting a "hand job" considered SEX?

Or just a happy hand shake?

Jerking off is SEX so having a stranger do it is still SEX.
(09-19-2016, 12:32 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

...is healthy for older women, riskier for older men.

Forewarned is forearmed.

When does 'older' start?

My gal and I are banging like newlyweds lately.

I feel pretty dang good!
(09-29-2016, 11:56 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]When does 'older' start?


According to google it's middle aged and when I asked how old middle age is, it said the years between 45-65.

Weird that 65 is considered middle aged.

That was just one google search. Someone else may find something different.
(09-29-2016, 12:07 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-29-2016, 11:56 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]When does 'older' start?


According to google it's middle aged and when I asked how old middle age is, it said the years between 45-65.
Weird that 65 is considered middle aged.

That was just one google search. Someone else may find something different.

Probably published by AARP! hah

(As I've said before: Old Age is 20 years older than you actually are)
(09-29-2016, 12:07 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-29-2016, 11:56 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]When does 'older' start?


According to google it's middle aged and when I asked how old middle age is, it said the years between 45-65.

Weird that 65 is considered middle aged.

That was just one google search. Someone else may find something different.

Dammit. I don't want to be called old, but I'm 43....stop calling me boy.
(09-29-2016, 06:59 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]stop calling me boy.

Whatever you want, ya cranky old fuck.
(09-29-2016, 07:04 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]cranky old fuck.

No, that's my Dad.
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