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Because I cannot find HOTD's confession thread I will start a new one. And I know that some people will hate me for this and some may love me but here it is......






















I like listening to Neil Diamond songs. There I've said it and I feel much better.
Dude...
Maggot and his wife probably sing each part of You Don't Bring Me Flowers to each other.

Dude....
The older ones, THE OLDER ONES you scallywags!!


I see the word confessions and it makes me feel tight & uncomfortable. God is watching. WWJD? My confession involves a spoon & a carton. I really can't say any more than that.
No loofah?
I confess I like watching Gilmore Girls, Sex and the City, listening to boy bands and showtunes and I like being smooth and hairless all over,especially my pubic region.
I binge watched Hoarders on Netflix. Now I am watching all the Golden Girls episodes on Hulu. I have such a sad, sad life/


















And, hell, WTF is wrong with Neil Diamond?????
(05-02-2017, 06:50 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]Sex and the City


I liked Sex and the City too. I haven't watched any re-runs though. Do you remember the episode where Carrie needed a down payment for her apartment and she didn't have a dime but had $40K in shoes? That was me. I liked that show and I liked The Sopranos too.
(05-02-2017, 07:05 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-02-2017, 06:50 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]Sex and the City


I liked Sex and the City too. I haven't watched any re-runs though. Do you remember the episode where Carrie needed a down payment for her apartment and she didn't have a dime but had $40K in shoes? That was me. I liked that show and I liked The Sopranos too.

Yeah, I saw that episode. Girls love their shoes too much to ever sell them. Did you see the Sex and the City movies? They were hilarious.

I only saw Season One of Sopranos. I don't know if I want to watch the rest of the seasons since I heard how the show ends on a cliffhanger as it just fades to black.
(05-02-2017, 07:11 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]Did you see the Sex and the City movies? They were hilarious.


No, I haven't seen them and until you just mentioned them I had forgotten they were made.
Who the hell would buy shoes someone else wore? You might just as well go down to the Salvation army or Goodwill and buy a pair of used army boots or gym sneakers or something.
(05-02-2017, 09:07 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Who the hell would buy shoes someone else wore?

People with a foot fetish like my poker pal Randy.

wink, wink, sniff, sniff......say no more.
The water there must be contaminated.


Ewww. Used shoes. That's like putting your bare bottom on a toilet a zillion other people have used. Yuk.
(05-03-2017, 05:20 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

Ewww. Used shoes. That's like putting your bare bottom on a toilet a zillion other people have used. Yuk.

Hey look............Duchess is talking about shitting. hahahahahaha
LOL
(05-02-2017, 05:56 PM)BigMark Wrote: [ -> ]No loofah?


No loofah. Is that what the females you know use to give themselves an orgasm? Do you want to read about how I do it?
(05-03-2017, 09:01 AM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]Hey look............Duchess is talking about shitting. hahahahahaha


*gasp* Am not! [Image: fight.gif]
(05-03-2017, 10:49 AM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: [ -> ]LOL


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