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thankyou. :;wgaf::
Jesus...Why would anyone want to ? ::blink::

Sinister

Uhhh....did someone try to tell you about their bowels??? That's pretty rank.

The Antagonist

Some of the soup chickens started talking about their turds in the trash can forum a couple days ago. I bet JB saw that.
we got great detail from someone. i do not care about her asshole or her colonoscopy. i do not want to read about it. hey Ant, you even commented on it! it was pretty nauseating. but then again, the person thinks their shit is a fascinating topic. ::bvomit::
As long as we're not talking about it, tell me though why it is sometimes everything comes out squeaky clean and really, hardly a need yet for a dainty and quick wipe, but other times you can go through a roll and it is as if your ass is a never ending cascade of poop? Like those chocolate fondue fountains?

Outside of that, I'm good.

LuMPyPussy

I get explosive diarrhea fairly often and it tends to stick to the back of the toilet bowl.

Maybe I should get a Prince Colonoscopy.
OnBendedKnee Wrote:As long as we're not talking about it, tell me though why it is sometimes everything comes out squeaky clean and really, hardly a need yet for a dainty and quick wipe, but other times you can go through a roll and it is as if your ass is a never ending cascade of poop? Like those chocolate fondue fountains?

Outside of that, I'm good.
THAT is the $64,000 question.
THEIR is spelled their. then again. they use spellcheck. ::lmao::
I never paid that much attention to people's poor spelling until I came here & now I find myself picking apart emails, ads, etc....Poor spelling is outta control, no shit..It's all over the place.
rebuttle...ohmygod. ::lmao::

LuMPyPussy

Is that from the person named virtueosity? *snicker*