It's really all about a persons time clock I suppose and would bet that men are morning people and women are evening people in this sort of thing.
Yes men morning people, and women are evening people, until they're not!
I'm up before dawn everyday. Early bird gets the worm.
Then say hello to your new friend, the penis worm!
![[Image: penis-shaped-peanut-worm.jpg]](http://s3.india.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/penis-shaped-peanut-worm.jpg)
I'm a pervert all day long.
My dirty mind is always active.
(09-25-2017, 08:47 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]I'm a pervert all day long.
My dirty mind is always active.
Especially when your co-worker bends over to look for the paperclips. You know you're thinking about injecting the old schlong.
Poor Harold, what did that poor bsstard do to deserve that?
(09-25-2017, 08:52 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ] (09-25-2017, 08:47 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]I'm a pervert all day long.
My dirty mind is always active.
Especially when your co-worker bends over to look for the paperclips. You know you're thinking about injecting the old schlong.
Exactly. There is this new girl in the office that started a few months ago who is either Swedish or Norwegian and fit as fuck. And she learned English from watching Jerry Springer and calling 1-800 toll free lines.
Butt I wouldn't overanaleyes tit.
(09-25-2017, 10:22 AM)Jimbone Wrote: [ -> ]Then say hello to your new friend, the penis worm!
That looks like a pecker on a dead white guy, not that I look at dead white guys peckers often. Hopefully that thing lights up or something.
(09-25-2017, 08:57 PM)BigMark Wrote: [ -> ]Poor Harold, what did that poor bsstard do to deserve that?
I think you mean Harriet, who likes men to ride her ass chariot.
Harold is real odd name for a fine Norwegian lass.
(09-25-2017, 09:32 PM)BigMark Wrote: [ -> ]Harold is real odd name for a fine Norwegian lass.
Har old tight clam?
We had an Swedish exchange student at high school named Anushka, she would drive us insane prancing around the pool in her swimsuit.
Thats a coincidence. We had a Swedish exchange student named Ludvig in highschool who drove us insane prancing around the pool with one testicle hanging out of his speedos.
We had a German exchange student named Andreas Krapp. He took a lot of shit over his name.
Everyone waits in anticipation for the ball to drop.
(09-25-2017, 10:22 AM)Jimbone Wrote: [ -> ]Then say hello to your new friend, the penis worm!
Mr. Bone!