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(12-19-2017, 04:39 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

Who do you want to boink?

Justin Bieber

Felicia Day
Jenna Marbles
Melissa Joan Hart
Rachel Bloom
Danielle Panabaker
Danielle Fishel

I was gonna say Clang McFly, but he's more interested in Harts and Blooms and Fish and stuff.

So, I'd be okay just bonking Big Sal's phat ass with a rubber hammer or something.

Right after I hop off Bruce Jenner's dick, that is! (Every time I see Caitlynn in the rags I think about that drunken back and forth with Sal ).

(12-19-2017, 05:38 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: [ -> ]I was gonna say Clang McFly, but he's more interested in Harts and Blooms and Fish and stuff.

I would have listed you and Love Child but I thought we were listing celebrities not goddesses.

Wow

Smoove!

(12-19-2017, 07:59 PM)BigMark Wrote: [ -> ]Smoove!

I guess Hot'D now that she's off Jenner's dick.

(12-20-2017, 12:03 AM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I guess Hot'D now that she's off Jenner's dick.

That feels kinda like a pity bonk, but I’ll take it. It’s much better than riding Jenner’s dick again.

When I was 8, I wanted to boink Shawn Cassidy, and somewhere in the 80's, I wanted to boink Bruce Springsteen. I was devastated when he married Julianne Phillips in '85, but I can't think of one single celeb that I'd want to boink today.

Kate Beckinsale

Farrah, but she's probably all gooey now.