I'm bringing my camera, I can hardly wait to get the hell out of Dodge and get on the road. I'm going to dress like a hippie too. Someone gave me a flower hair wreath, I shoved it in my armoire, I'm bringing that puppy, I didn't think I'd ever have a chance to wear it.
I shoved it in my armoire...................Whoa!
(06-26-2018, 01:56 PM)Carsman Wrote: [ -> ].
Where ever there's a couple of bushes on the side of the road, there's the bathroom! 
No need for bushes. Just a couple red solo cups. And a bottle of lemonade (for pee pranks).
(06-26-2018, 04:40 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
I'm bringing my camera, I can hardly wait to get the hell out of Dodge and get on the road. I'm going to dress like a hippie too. Someone gave me a flower hair wreath, I shoved it in my armoire, I'm bringing that puppy, I didn't think I'd ever have a chance to wear it.
I'll bring my Borat mankini. I know some of you are uncomfortable with my crossdressing.
If by uncomfortable you mean horrified, then yeah.
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Yeah, a Borat Mankini is horrifying!
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(06-26-2018, 09:43 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]I'll bring my Borat mankini. I know some of you are uncomfortable with my crossdressing.
Not me! I'm looking forward to it. 
(06-27-2018, 05:32 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ] (06-26-2018, 09:43 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: [ -> ]I'll bring my Borat mankini. I know some of you are uncomfortable with my crossdressing.
Not me! I'm looking forward to it.
Cool. I'll wear my new red wig. I want to see what I'll look as a redhead.
And I have my spray bottle of Nair for Men.
You already have red hair, you fat red headed fuck.
He is getting all worked up. And would be a good driver. He works at the blessed DMV. I don't think he should be in control of the radio though. NO, no. Blindgreed should do that.
(06-27-2018, 08:43 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]You already have red hair, you fat red headed fuck.
Dafuq? My hair is brown with partial gray.
(06-27-2018, 09:40 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]He is getting all worked up. And would be a good driver. He works at the blessed DMV. I don't think he should be in control of the radio though. NO, no. Blindgreed should do that.
I'll be the best driver ever.
(06-26-2018, 04:40 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]
I'm bringing my camera, I can hardly wait to get the hell out of Dodge and get on the road. I'm going to dress like a hippie too. Someone gave me a flower hair wreath, I shoved it in my armoire, I'm bringing that puppy, I didn't think I'd ever have a chance to wear it.
Awesome! I want a flower wreath too! I'm going to have to make one.
I so want to braid your hair. Do you like braids?
(06-28-2018, 02:20 AM)Love Child Wrote: [ -> ]Awesome! I want a flower wreath too! I'm going to have to make one.
I so want to braid your hair. Do you like braids?
Yes, I like braids! Will you do me? Do you know how to french braid down each side? I only know how to do one straight down the back, not down each side.
I want to hold hands and cuddle by the fire too. 
You still have to shave your pits.
I shave them every single day and I will continue to do so. 
Ouch?! Really? You don't have to you know, I won't judge. But I will shave mine if I must. LOL whatever. I am not talking about body hair right now okay.
I love you all, lets get married and have babies. Big beautiful bouncing babies, bundles of joy. And daisies, lots of daisiees.
I can do side braids, it takes some work to get that part just right. It will be fun.
(06-28-2018, 01:29 PM)BigMark Wrote: [ -> ]You still have to shave your pits.
No way, dude. They can like braid their pits and charge people for a rope climb to Mount Olymptits. Like totally groovy, man.