Mock

  That's exactly what this candle is called and it sells for $75. When I first heard about it I thought it was a joke but it's actually a thing.

I totally bought one.






For Sally.

It's not just for breakfast anymore.

Gweneth Paltrol sure is a weird pot head.

In my experience genitals don't really smell good unless straight out of the shower. I'd prefer a cranberry scent myself.

(01-14-2020, 06:56 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]  That's exactly what this candle is called and it sells for $75. When I first heard about it I thought it was a joke but it's actually a thing.

Holy Moses!....I can almost smell the burning bush.

(01-14-2020, 09:36 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]In my experience genitals don't really smell good unless straight out of the shower. I'd prefer a cranberry scent myself.

Genitals shouldn’t smell at all if they are healthy and clean. If you got that fishy smell, something fishy is going on..

You don't want fish tasting like chicken but you don't want it smelling like rotten clams either, just a hint is nice.

Scent for Blushing Brides  

                                (25 $)

Just because.

Gina

(01-15-2020, 12:10 AM)crash Wrote: [ -> ]

(01-14-2020, 09:36 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]In my experience genitals don't really smell good unless straight out of the shower. I'd prefer a cranberry scent myself.

Genitals shouldn’t smell at all if they are healthy and clean. If you got that fishy smell, something fishy is going on..

I pee myself often so while it doesn't smell fishy, it smells pissy. I went down the elevator at the hotel the other day and had to come right back up because I pissed myself in the lobby.After three kids my bladder is done. Better than shitting myself I guess.

It's like I have no warning. All of the sudden when I have to pee I have to pee now.

Sally is 70 or something. But I guess that depends on the calendar.   

That's next.

Sometimes when I piss I'm so impatient that I flush the urinal before I'm even done.

Car's genitals smell of mothballs and talcum powder.

It's just a lucky guess.

I keep my meat wallet tidy.