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Items?
Shoes? Boots?
Anything you can't find?
That favorite spoon?

I seem to loose things frequently. 
Currently I cannot find a notebook that I need.
Also I can't find a favorite blanket that is down filled and so warm.

I fucking hate losing stuff.

¹⁄₁₀ ounce of gold, put it in a "safe" place.

Dental floss, the cables for my DVD/VCR combo, the original sim card for this new phone, miscellaneous stuff over the years everytime I move.