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100 members, a milestone in any forum is when we enter triple digits as the next notch is 900 away... Lets roll everybody as we make this moment in forum history one to remember


Welcome Patton, please take a minute to give a nice intro as our 100^th Mock Forums member.



Nice to meet you! ::banana::

I don't think Patton "takes a minute" to do anything besides go to the bathroom and clean up his drool buckets.

GoogleBot Wrote:Welcome Patton, please take a minute to give a nice intro as our 100^th Mock Forums member.

You really are an oblivious retarded fucking moron, you know that?

Had you been keeping up, you'd notice that patton tried and failed to gain access. That intelligence-challenged waste of oxygen has already been banned. Dipshit.

no need to kick the slowest kid off the short bus, school has to start on time!

GoogleBot Wrote:no need to kick the slowest kid off the short bus,

I didn't. You're a member now.

Sinister Wrote:

GoogleBot Wrote:no need to kick the slowest kid off the short bus,

I didn't. You're a member now.

You can always change you mind and kick this idiot off now.

Ah, Ramsey, don't you think if Sinister made it a practice to kick members off once they've gained access you would have been long gone by now?

OnBendedKnee Wrote:Ah, Ramsey, don't you think if Sinister made it a practice to kick members off once they've gained access you would have been long gone by now?

Several here would be gone by now. MF gets all stressed when I talk about booting people who have passed through the newbie toilet. The bag lady would be first on that list, not Ramsey.

Sinister Wrote:

OnBendedKnee Wrote:Ah, Ramsey, don't you think if Sinister made it a practice to kick members off once they've gained access you would have been long gone by now?

Several here would be gone by now. MF gets all stressed when I talk about booting people who have passed through the newbie toilet. The bag lady would be first on that list, not Ramsey.

Nope. ::bigg::

GoogleBot Wrote:100 members, a milestone in any forum is when we enter triple digits as the next notch is 900 away... Lets roll everybody as we make this moment in forum history one to remember

Welcome Patton, please take a minute to give a nice intro as our 100^th Mock Forums member

You fucking moron.

Newbs in the newbie forum are not 'mock members'. He's banned as of the last time I looked, which is exactly where you should be sitting. What's with all of this 'us' and 'we' stuff? You have yet to prove yourself as anything more meaningful than a temporary chew-toy for the actual members here. You DO realize that you didn't actually do anything to 'deserve' membership, right? You're just a pawn.

SyberBitch Wrote:

GoogleBot Wrote:100 members, a milestone in any forum is when we enter triple digits as the next notch is 900 away... Lets roll everybody as we make this moment in forum history one to remember

Welcome Patton, please take a minute to give a nice intro as our 100^th Mock Forums member

You fucking moron.

Newbs in the newbie forum are not 'mock members'. He's banned as of the last time I looked, which is exactly where you should be sitting. What's with all of this 'us' and 'we' stuff? You have yet to prove yourself as anything more meaningful than a temporary chew-toy for the actual members here. You DO realize that you didn't actually do anything to 'deserve' membership, right? You're just a pawn.

geezus christ on a fucking crutch.the botman was just saying congrats.is this place a fucking menopause support forum or I'm a chick that dont get no dick forum that have there gay guy friend came along for moral support?

BigButtPlugg Wrote:geezus christ on a fucking crutch.the botman was just saying congrats.is this place a fucking menopause support forum or I'm a chick that dont get no dick forum that have there gay guy friend came along for moral support?

The 'botman'???? What, are you two little butt buddies now? How do YOU know what he meant? It could have been pure sarcasm for all you know, unless you're actually the same person, which I'm strongly suspecting at this point.

Even an idiot seems wise until he opens his mouth. The more you post, the less intelligent you appear.

i just made a statement due to you fucks jumping on him.oh and the next time i want any lip from you ill scrape it of my fucking zipper.my ip and the botman's shit is different.i see more fucking whinin coming from the regular posters about new members than new members bitching about the rules to get in.



please do the new folks and the regular members of the forum a favor....go back to blowing random bums for spare change and bottlecaps and shove your keyboard up your ass you disgruntled fucking douchebag.

BigButtPlugg Wrote:oh and the next time i want any lip from you ill scrape it of my fucking zipper

Of your zipper?? Isn't it amazing how much sting a trite comeback loses when the spelling and grammar are shit? Funny how language works.

Quote:my ip and the botman's shit is different.

Oh are they? You can see them to compare? Interesting. Even if they are it means nothing, unless you're too dumb to understand proxies.

Quote:i see more fucking whinin coming from the regular posters about new members than new members bitching about the rules to get in.

Yeah, we prefer to scrape the shit from our shoes when we enter our domain. Some of us were hoping you were a little less smelly than some of the other newcomers. So far... not.

Quote:please do the new folks and the regular members of the forum a favor and chase my pathetic ass out of the forum before I make a complete idiot out of myself

My pleasure.

SyberBitch Wrote:

BigButtPlugg Wrote:oh and the next time i want any lip from you ill scrape it of my fucking zipper

Of your zipper?? Isn't it amazing how much sting a trite comeback loses when the spelling and grammar are shit? Funny how language works.

Quote:my ip and the botman's shit is different.

Oh are they? You can see them to compare? Interesting. Even if they are it means nothing, unless you're too dumb to understand proxies.

Quote:i see more fucking whinin coming from the regular posters about new members than new members bitching about the rules to get in.

Yeah, we prefer to scrape the shit from our shoes when we enter our domain. Some of us were hoping you were a little less smelly than some of the other newcomers. So far... not.

Quote:please do the new folks and the regular members of the forum a favor and chase my pathetic ass out of the forum before I make a complete idiot out of myself

My pleasure.

hahahaha the next time i need a grammar lesson or spellcheck ill ask ya,and that lame fucking attempt of reconfiguring a quote was utterly useless.

[user=116]SyberBitch[/user] wrote:

Quote:The 'botman'???? What, are you two little butt buddies now? How do YOU know what he meant?

Due to the fact that they share a thread somewhere on their 'mothership'
and are no doubt having a ripe old tard laugh at their quasi-maraud and limp assed bullshit.



Borndragon ~ The're a dime a dozen.

BigButtPlugg Wrote:hahahaha the next time i need a grammar lesson or spellcheck ill ask ya,and that lame fucking attempt of reconfiguring a quote was utterly useless.

Whoops! Guess you forgot to ask.

Borndragon Wrote:Due to the fact that they share a thread somewhere on their 'mothership'
and are no doubt having a ripe old tard laugh at their quasi-maraud and limp assed bullshit.

Reminds me of this:

SyberBitch Wrote:

Borndragon Wrote:Due to the fact that they share a thread somewhere on their 'mothership'
and are no doubt having a ripe old tard laugh at their quasi-maraud and limp assed bullshit.

Reminds me of this:

is that your west virginia family potrait with your paw in a wheelchair?nice photshop job there and you managed not to cut your boyfriend imean your brother out the pic either.kudos to ya!

BigButtFace Wrote:is that your west virginia family potrait with your paw in a wheelchair?nice photshop job there and you managed not to cut your boyfriend imean your brother out the pic either.kudos to ya!

And here we go with the 'I know you are, but what am I?' routine. ::gahh::