Mock

 

I want to send Aussie some American loot for Christmas. I'm crowdsourcing for ideas. Have you got any?

(08-07-2021, 05:04 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ] 

I want to send Aussie some American loot for Christmas. I'm crowdsourcing for ideas. Have you got any?

*starts shopping for a festive bow and materials to build a crate big enough to ship himself to Australia*

I would LOVE to see you and Aussie engaging with each other in person. I think it would probably be the funniest, most fun thing I've ever done and I might die laughing. 

I always want to send her something for Christmas and without fail she always tells me no, it's not necessary, it doesn't keep me from wanting to tho. Someone here suggested real maple syrup and a New York Yankees hoodie. I don't know if Aussie is a hoodie kinda girl. Do they not have maple trees in Oz?

(08-08-2021, 08:44 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]I would LOVE to see you and Aussie engaging with each other in person. I think it would probably be the funniest, most fun thing I've ever done and I might die laughing. 

I always want to send her something for Christmas and without fail she always tells me no, it's not necessary, it doesn't keep me from wanting to tho. Someone here suggested real maple syrup and a New York Yankees hoodie. I don't know if Aussie is a hoodie kinda girl. Do they not have maple trees in Oz?

If they do have maple trees in Oz, they probably produce poisonous, super spicy syrup, and giant murder spiders.

There are a few organic producers here that tap their own trees and sell it under the organic banner, but it’s not as widely done as it is in the north of the US and Canada. Maple trees aren’t native to Australia

Do you know what, I love watching funny shit on youtube, because I can now watch it on my TV. If you could check out 3 non blondes its a British comedy where they prank the general public. Tell me if you think it's funny. You can usually tell after about 5 minutes.

My favourite though is An Idiot Abroad. It's Karl Pilkington a friend of Ricky Gervais. He is also in another show called The Moaning of Life and he does that highway you have in California. He goes to a cuddle party and shows the eccentric side of the USA. He even dresses up as a superhero with another guy and goes and patrols the streets with him. They don't actually do anything. It just shows another side of the USA. You really have some brilliant people over there.

One guy puts money hidden on the beach in these eggs, hides them in the sand, and then people gives people money who find it. I don't think we have people like that here in Australia.

Crash, look up Dennis Pennis. The first time I heard of him was the other day.

My aunt in the UK knew all about him. Really really funny.

On youtube. That's an order. You too Maggot.