Mock

I've wasted time in my life. Have you?

I'm such an ass for doing so. I hope it's not too late.

YES!
I pretty damn sure anyone who ever has been alive has! It’s no sin, I’m waisting time right now!

(I should be doing my PT right now, but I’d rather do this. 

I've wasted years, I'm still wasting time....It's too late for me, save yourselves!

I've been told that I'm a waste of time. Like you're just a waste of my time, biotch. Well fuck you then, I don't know, you're a waste of my damn time too.

Wait, I replied to this yesterday, where did it go? This is a waste of my time! WTF!

Sally anyone who would say that is a fucking loser. Fucking assholes!

Sally forth!