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Hi, OP! You slithering, deranged, sissy-mary, wannabe-intellectual foreign fuck. ::wave::

Middle Finger Wrote:Hi, OP! You slithering, deranged, sissy-mary, wannabe-intellectual foreign fuck. ::wave::

Hi there, you slobbering, pillow humping, pistol wanking, greaseball motherfucker.

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I need to make a rule about mocking my pillows ... poor fucking things don't harm anyone.
Middle Finger Wrote:I need to make a rule about mocking my pillows ... poor fucking things don't harm anyone.

I shouldn't mock them, I actually feel sorry for them, having your sweaty cocktail sausage and marbles rubbing against them every night.


Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I need to make a rule about mocking my pillows ... poor fucking things don't harm anyone.

I shouldn't mock them, I actually feel sorry for them, having your sweaty cocktail sausage and marbles rubbing against them every night.

You should be so lucky. It's far better than rubbing on that small-titted, unmarried, out-of-wedlock-spawning, broken-toothed British slut that you have.
Middle Finger Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I need to make a rule about mocking my pillows ... poor fucking things don't harm anyone.

I shouldn't mock them, I actually feel sorry for them, having your sweaty cocktail sausage and marbles rubbing against them every night.

You should be so lucky. It's far better than rubbing on that small-titted, unmarried, out-of-wedlock-spawning, broken-toothed British slut that you have.

If you saw a picture of my soon to be wife you would be drooling greaseball, she is technically out of my league also but hey-ho she loves me. As for small titted?, 38-D is big enough for me!
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I need to make a rule about mocking my pillows ... poor fucking things don't harm anyone.

I shouldn't mock them, I actually feel sorry for them, having your sweaty cocktail sausage and marbles rubbing against them every night.

You should be so lucky. It's far better than rubbing on that small-titted, unmarried, out-of-wedlock-spawning, broken-toothed British slut that you have.

If you saw a picture of my soon to be wife you would be drooling greaseball, she is technically out of my league also but hey-ho she loves me. As for small titted?, 38-D is big enough for me!

::bs::I remember you posting a pic of her holding a small animal, and it included a partial view of her chest. She is no D, not even a C. What a shock, you're a liar! :shock: How about showing a pic of her so we can see the deal? Or will be terrified and make excuses, again? The only way she is approaching a C/D is if she had fake tits slapped on or gained 60 pounds.

Listen, I don't drool over fugly English Muffins. As for "out of your league?" That just means she can get pregnant and is willing to sleep with you. Not impressed.


Middle Finger Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I need to make a rule about mocking my pillows ... poor fucking things don't harm anyone.

I shouldn't mock them, I actually feel sorry for them, having your sweaty cocktail sausage and marbles rubbing against them every night.

You should be so lucky. It's far better than rubbing on that small-titted, unmarried, out-of-wedlock-spawning, broken-toothed British slut that you have.

If you saw a picture of my soon to be wife you would be drooling greaseball, she is technically out of my league also but hey-ho she loves me. As for small titted?, 38-D is big enough for me!

::bs::I remember you posting a pic of her holding a small animal, and it included a partial view of her chest. She is no D, not even a C. What a shock, you're a liar! :shock: How about showing a pic of her so we can see the deal? Or will be terrified and make excuses, again? The only way she is approaching a C/D is if she had fake tits slapped on or gained 60 pounds.

Listen, I don't drool over fugly English Muffins. As for "out of your league?" That just means she can get pregnant and is willing to sleep with you. Not impressed.
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My girl never handles my hamsters, she doesn't like them, she tolerates them but she won't handle them. The hands in the photo you mention would have been my friend Alisons, she visits regularly (her daughter and mine are close friends) and has been a hamster breeder and seller for many years.
I won't post pictures of someone without their permission, to be honest I don't think my girl will be giving me permission to post pictures of her online to prove a drooling guinea latent homosexual wrong so don't hold your breath.
My soon to be wife has got big tits, disbelieve it all you like, I will be too busy playing with them.

::thumbs::


Don't mind MF he may have mistook the Flintstone chewables for the viagra again.
[user=33]Maggot[/user] wrote:
Quote:Don't mind MF he may have mistook the Flintstone chewables for the viagra again.
Gives "BAM BAM" a whole new meaning.
Down Dino......down boy!!!!

Sinister

OnBendedKnee Wrote:[user=33]Maggot[/user] wrote:
Quote:Don't mind MF he may have mistook the Flintstone chewables for the viagra again.
Gives "BAM BAM" a whole new meaning.

*snork* ::lmao::::rotfl::::laugh::

I don't like it that the copper makes me laugh. ::wait:: ::hmph::
Someone stole the toilet from the police station.........







They had nothing to go on.
Maggot Wrote:Don't mind MF he may have mistook the Flintstone chewables for the viagra again.

He's definitely on his manchild period again today.

His moustached wife must be refusing to give him hairy lipped blowjobs this week.

He is bothering my ass at 24 again as well, over fuck all.
Maggot Wrote:Down Dino......down boy!!!!

Perhaps this will calm him down since he couldn't convince OP to show his hamster.

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Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:Don't mind MF he may have mistook the Flintstone chewables for the viagra again.

He's definitely on his manchild period again today.

His moustached wife must be refusing to give him hairy lipped blowjobs this week.

He is bothering my ass at 24 again as well, over fuck all.

Don't cry yet, I PMd you there.
Middle Finger Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:Don't mind MF he may have mistook the Flintstone chewables for the viagra again.

He's definitely on his manchild period again today.

His moustached wife must be refusing to give him hairy lipped blowjobs this week.

He is bothering my ass at 24 again as well, over fuck all.

Don't cry yet, I PMd you there.

I just wish you were as zero tolerance with all the right wing lunatics as you are with me sometimes.
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:Don't mind MF he may have mistook the Flintstone chewables for the viagra again.

He's definitely on his manchild period again today.

His moustached wife must be refusing to give him hairy lipped blowjobs this week.

He is bothering my ass at 24 again as well, over fuck all.

Don't cry yet, I PMd you there.

I just wish you were as zero tolerance with all the right wing lunatics as you are with me sometimes.
I have zero tolerance with anyone who has been warned and/or banned multiple times, dumbass.

The fact you barked out a public warning without even realising I was lampooning someone else, proves conclusively I am a marked man at 24.
I am finally collapsing the political forum for good, it is not a level playing field and I am done with right wing retards trying to constantly antagonise me and getting away with it.
The political forum will now become the facist haven for retards to exchange lynching tips and fucking each others cousins.

Enjoy.

Sinister

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I am finally collapsing the political forum for good,
From what I've seen, your "for good" lasts, on average, about 4 days.


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