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Do you have special plans or not so special plans? Fireworks? Food on da barbie? HuhHuhHuh?
(07-03-2023, 02:02 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]Do you have special plans or not so special plans? Fireworks? Food on da barbie? HuhHuhHuh?

Going up to Saratoga. Food, fireworks, smoke cigars and weed.
Yeah, baybay. Puff, puff, pass.
(07-03-2023, 02:22 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]Yeah, baybay. Puff, puff, pass.

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I'm so grossed out by the hotdog eating contests, or really any kind of food eating contests I see this time of year. It makes me want to hurl whenever I inadvertently come across video of it.
The worst ones are the food challenges with homie having a gigantic black beard.
I did a watermelon eating contest as a kid one year. 2nd place. I just smashed my face into that melon. It was so good. LOL
This. Was. The quietest 4th of July I have ever ever experienced.
Mark, you watch that bearded challenge thing too?, that englishman eating huge amounts of food on youtube?
Fuck no, I only watch the girls.
I should have found a better way to say Ju rather than Jew.
(07-04-2023, 11:14 AM)BigMark Wrote: [ -> ]The worst ones are the food challenges with homie having a gigantic black beard.

BeardMeetsFood? I love watching those Youtube videos.
(07-04-2023, 09:51 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]I'm so grossed out by the hotdog eating contests, or really any kind of food eating contests I see this time of year. It makes me want to hurl whenever I inadvertently come across video of it.

I guess I shouldn't mention I can in 3rd place in Esperanto's Oboy eating contest. Ate all 4 in 4 minutes and 11 seconds. 1st place ate them in 1 minute 23 seconds. $15 Esperantos gift card! WOO!
(07-05-2023, 01:37 AM)MirahM Wrote: [ -> ]This. Was. The quietest 4th of July I have ever ever experienced.

Me, too . . . of which I was thankful.

As of five weeks ago, I moved in with Maqui (my friend who suffered the stroke), as her husband's father not only has Parkinson's, but suffered a stroke 10 days after hers.

He's been with him ever since.

With four dogs (who are notoriously agitated by loud noises), it was a small blessing for the both of us.

A Caucasian Shepard is one tough, strong big ol' boy to casually comfort and restrain! 

(Side note: He did enjoy the Benadryl spiked steak pieces . . . and he slept soundly at the foot of my bed, throughout the night!  Small blessings.)
Caucasian Shepards are some scary, intimidating looking dogs. If someone is in the market for a guard dog then Caucasians are at the top of the list.
I just spent three days watching Dead and Company shows in Colorado, they were a blast but I wore myself out and didn't do a damn thing yesterday but sit around, drink hard cider and watch thunderstorms roll thru Denver. It was nice...
(07-05-2023, 08:42 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-05-2023, 01:37 AM)MirahM Wrote: [ -> ]This. Was. The quietest 4th of July I have ever ever experienced.

Me, too . . . of which I was thankful.

As of five weeks ago, I moved in with Maqui (my friend who suffered the stroke), as her husband's father not only has Parkinson's, but suffered a stroke 10 days after hers.

He's been with him ever since.

With four dogs (who are notoriously agitated by loud noises), it was a small blessing for the both of us.

A Caucasian Shepard is one tough, strong big ol' boy to casually comfort and restrain! 

(Side note: He did enjoy the Benadryl spiked steak pieces . . . and he slept soundly at the foot of my bed, throughout the night!  Small blessings.)

For fucks sake you need to check in more often.
(07-06-2023, 01:17 AM)Donovan Wrote: [ -> ]I just spent three days watching Dead and Company shows in Colorado, they were a blast but I wore myself out and didn't do a damn thing yesterday but sit around, drink hard cider and watch thunderstorms roll thru Denver. It was nice...

Did you get married & move across the country? Nice to see you!
(07-06-2023, 01:17 AM)Donovan Wrote: [ -> ]I just spent three days watching Dead and Company shows in Colorado, they were a blast but I wore myself out and didn't do a damn thing yesterday but sit around, drink hard cider and watch thunderstorms roll thru Denver. It was nice...

So there is still a Donovan, it’s good for the soul to just chill once in a while. 
(07-05-2023, 09:28 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Caucasian Shepards are some scary, intimidating looking dogs. If someone is in the market for a guard dog then  Caucasians are at the top of the list.

hah  So true!

He's almost 6 years old.  We bonded when he was a puppy and for some reason, he's been my shadow ever since.  Just a big scary looking titty-baby.

I was recruited years ago to accompany him to the groomers or the vet.  He isn't fond of strangers touching him, if he hasn't accepted them in his circle.

However, once you're in . . . you're in!

So . . . I'd be by his side, talking to him, reassuring him  . . . to keep him from using his very low and extended "You're starting to piss me off " growl.

To date, he's never been muzzled when he's been with me, for appointments . . . even when he starts his long, low, growl and begins to slowly turn his head towards the "offender".

Yeah . . . I'll admit it.  It's a real ego stroking moment when he responds to my words and touch in front of others, and complies.

Especially when there is fear in their eyes!   hah
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