or does he just make that shit up? ::rolllaugh::
I think he's pretty close ...
remember that old story about Katherine the Great of Russia having a horse suspended from the ceiling to fuck her?
jackboots Wrote:remember that old story about Katherine the Great of Russia having a horse suspended from the ceiling to fuck her?
So that's where doucheass got that idea. ::nuts::
In my head I picture him like this.... I am not so sure i am way off base either.
ihatefucktards Wrote:In my head I picture him like this.... I am not so sure i am way off base either.
well that cross is too small, and his panties have lace on them. 
::rotfl::::rolllaugh::jackboots Wrote:ihatefucktards Wrote:In my head I picture him like this.... I am not so sure i am way off base either.
well that cross is too small, and his panties have lace on them.
::rotfl::::rolllaugh::::rotfl::::rolllaugh::
ihatefucktards Wrote:In my head I picture him like this.... I am not so sure i am way off base either.
::lmao::I think his wife makes him wear that cross even though he hates it. She should make an appointment at the spa for him to a have a sugar wax also.
sally Wrote:ihatefucktards Wrote:In my head I picture him like this.... I am not so sure i am way off base either.
::lmao::I think his wife makes him wear that cross even though he hates it. She should make an appointment at the spa for him to a have a sugar wax also.
How about a hot wax to the junk? :
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I would bet money that his wife likes him hairy and greasy.
Yes I think a brazillian wax would make him all smooth and toasty. Trim up the nose, back and ear hairs and he's all good to go.
Seriously???? I don't think there would be ANY help for him but to be hit by a bus.
ihatefucktards Wrote:I would bet money that his wife likes him hairy and greasy.
In that photo, his package looks like half of a slim jim and two peas.
AnonyMoose Wrote:ihatefucktards Wrote:I would bet money that his wife likes him hairy and greasy.
In that photo, his package looks like half of a slim jim and two peas.
the grease must come from the slim jim then.
ihatefucktards Wrote:AnonyMoose Wrote:ihatefucktards Wrote:I would bet money that his wife likes him hairy and greasy.
In that photo, his package looks like half of a slim jim and two peas.
the grease must come from the slim jim then.
He rubs his bald head with it to make it nce and shiny.
AnonyMoose Wrote:ihatefucktards Wrote:I would bet money that his wife likes him hairy and greasy.
In that photo, his package looks like half of a slim jim and two peas.
a slim jim and two peas!! ahahahahahaahahaaaa fuckin A!! ahahahahhahaah
::rolllaugh::::rolllaugh::
I want a pic. A real one. C'mon MF
ihatefucktards Wrote:AnonyMoose Wrote:ihatefucktards Wrote:I would bet money that his wife likes him hairy and greasy.
In that photo, his package looks like half of a slim jim and two peas.
the grease must come from the slim jim then.
Not grease. Ewe misplet high protein italian oils.
AnonyMoose Wrote:ihatefucktards Wrote:AnonyMoose Wrote:ihatefucktards Wrote:I would bet money that his wife likes him hairy and greasy.
In that photo, his package looks like half of a slim jim and two peas.
the grease must come from the slim jim then.
Not grease. Ewe misplet high protein italian oils.
I bet they use it to cook with too!!