Mock

I just wung a 24x24 pc of cardboard across the warehouse and that fucking thing swooped up and hit a freaking 12" round high intensity bulb and the goddamn thing sent a shower of sparks down that looked like a fireworks display.........I must contain myself a little better.::........they cost about 126.98. give or take a penny. Fuck!!!

Wish I could've seen that!

That's what happens when you're a semi-deranged lunatic, I guess.