Mock

I know I'm sounding more and more like a hypochondriac, but we had a bunch of these tiny little biting flies in this area and I'd wake up more than one morning with bites on my face. I usually sleep on my left side, which leaves my right ear a tempting place to crawl... and it's felt stuffy and itchy for several days now.

How the fuck do I wash it out? Are there special doodads for this kind of horror?

Get a mosquito net to keep the bugs away.

Always sleep on your back face up so your ugly mug repels them.

I somehow knew you'd be the first to reply.

::lmao::

Just be thankful that you finally have something between your ears.

It's probally an Earwig, just flush it out with a syringe. Check to see if it's a male or female because a female may have layed eggs in there.

I haven't seen an earwig since I moved from California so I doubt that's it.

I was privately told to try warm olive oil... I like that idea.

I'd be freaked out to no end.

The Antagonist Wrote:I'd be freaked out to no end.

::you are a FREAK!

Can you feel it wiggling?
It could be a spider.

I wouldn't poke it, squashed bugs are gross.

Try warm water at least you'll down the little bastard and it can't tunnel into your brain::aww::

Naw, it's gotta be dead, mired knee deep in earwax. I'm hoping the olive oil will loosen it up and cause it to rise to the surface. I tried some earlier and although I didn't get anything out that looked like a bug, it does feel better.

Maybe it's just a brain tumor.

The last time I tried Olive oil (in my ears) I went completely mutton for about 5 days::

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Get a mosquito net to keep the bugs away.

Always sleep on your back face up so your ugly mug repels them.

::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::

Sorry Lumpy. I don't think you're ugly. That reply was brilliant.

The Antagonist Wrote:I'd be freaked out to no end.

Me too.

The olive oil worked well... a tiny little black thing came out and I don't feel nearly as stuffy.

Thanks Ant!

Glad it worked. That would have made me puke seeing that come out of my ear. Then I would have looked at the fucker under magnification to see what it looked like. Then freak out again!