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or shopping online? i am not buying shit for anyone except a nice watch for my son. i already have it wrapped. i don't know when i became so cynical. i used to shop and wrap like a maniac. never again. it was fun when they were little.
My wife generally does it all, and we do it mostly off-line. She enjoys the hunt. Although I have noticed over the years that we do more of it online as a trend.
jackboots Wrote:or shopping online? i am not buying shit for anyone except a nice watch for my son. i already have it wrapped. i don't know when i became so cynical. i used to shop and wrap like a maniac. never again. it was fun when they were little


Ya, I get it. It just isnt as fun when your old and have kids. DH and I dont have as much money this year. We are trying to pay down our credit cards so we arent really giving our kid much this year :(
who the hell said i was old?? i have had a busy career and no time. i loved doing all that Christmas stuff when they were little and believed in Santa, i think that's important for their memories. but at a certain point i simply couldn't do it anymore.
jackboots Wrote:who the hell said i was old?? i have had a busy career and no time. i loved doing all that Christmas stuff when they were little and believed in Santa, i think that's important for their memories. but at a certain point i simply couldn't do it anymore
lol i didnt mean you were old per say. Just when you're older you just dont enjoy it as much. My kid is only two so thankfully, we dont HAVE to do santa or any of that stuff right now. I am going to go cheap while I can.
i understand! i went all out for the holidays, then my work took all my time. my kids are grown and i had no time. but one year i filled a 100-pound box of things to send to my son and the post office fucking lost it. ruined his Christmas and hurt me a lot. nothing they could say gave my son his Christmas. i really cried over that.
Wow, seriously, that would suck major ass. Sorry that happened. Did you have insurance on the package?
WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:Wow, seriously, that would suck major ass. Sorry that happened. Did you have insurance on the package?
oh, they found it in Jan. but my kid had no Christmas presents.
jackboots Wrote:who the hell said i was old??


Even Whiskey Slut can tell you're an old seahag. Don't get all sweet and become girlfriends with this shopping kids bullshit. Have no doubt, she thinks you're an old, crusty, mother fucker.
Ya that would suck. Thats what I remember the most is having presents...at Christmas. Not in January.



On another note, I was at my grandparents when I was about 8 or so? I still believed in the Easter Bunny and when me and my lil bro woke up there was no baskets and our eggs weren't hidden. Our grandparents told us to go in the basement (where there were fucking windows) and we watched them hide everything. :(

We went home CRYING to our parents. Luckily, they knew how shitty our grandparents would be and had baskets from the "Easter Bunny" that were hidden in their garage.
Middle Finger Wrote:
jackboots Wrote:who the hell said i was old??
Even Whiskey Slut can tell you're an old seahag. Don't get all sweet and become girlfriends with this shopping kids bullshit. Have no doubt, she thinks you're an old, crusty, mother fucker.
Stop talking out of your ass you crusty assed homo fag
Jesus fucking Christ, another girlfriend clique thing I have to bust up.
Do we need to get naked or something for you to enjoy this?
WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
jackboots Wrote:who the hell said i was old??
Even Whiskey Slut can tell you're an old seahag. Don't get all sweet and become girlfriends with this shopping kids bullshit. Have no doubt, she thinks you're an old, crusty, mother fucker.
Stop talking out of your ass you crusty assed homo fag

Don't be stealin' my crusty thing ...
Middle Finger Wrote:
jackboots Wrote:who the hell said i was old??
Even Whiskey Slut can tell you're an old seahag. Don't get all sweet and become girlfriends with this shopping kids bullshit. Have no doubt, she thinks you're an old, crusty, mother fucker.
i'm not girlfriends with anyone but my friends on the sheriff dept. nobody cons me, you should know that. i hope you choke on a turkey sandwich. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
Middle Finger Wrote:
WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
jackboots Wrote:who the hell said i was old??
Even Whiskey Slut can tell you're an old seahag. Don't get all sweet and become girlfriends with this shopping kids bullshit. Have no doubt, she thinks you're an old, crusty, mother fucker.
Stop talking out of your ass you crusty assed homo fag
Don't be stealin' my crusty thing ...


::tong2::

WhiskeyTaintgo Wrote:Do we need to get naked or something for you to enjoy this?

I'm sorry, but I have bad news. It's really only a click or two away from seeing truly hot babes if I needed help picturing women naked or something.

So, no offense, but I'll pass on what just has to be some of the skankiest, plumpest, spent-out canned tuna on the internet.
*yawn*
::finger:: ::coffee::
Mhmm Thats what I thought.
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