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Diamond-encrusted, 18 carat gold earphones. Possibly the silliest, most expensive piece of junk every invented? You wouldn't think anyone had any money left after the year we have had.

The world

Doesn't eveyone have these? They make great gifts you know.

$5,000 doesn't seem too bad if you're into conspicuous consumption like Paris Hilton and her ilk.

Only the truly and tragically sad and desperate would bother with such a pathetic little trinket as a status symbol.