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so i go downstairs tonight and the asshole has removed my mixer etc. and put up a rusty dirty ugly old toaster oven. i am going to throw it in the trash. if he gives me any shit i am going to beat his scrawny ass.


who is the asshole and why is he in your house?
Zenith Wrote:who is the asshole and why is he in your house?
he owns the house, i have the upstairs.
jackboots Wrote:so i go downstairs tonight and the asshole has removed my mixer etc. and put up a rusty dirty ugly old toaster oven. i am going to throw it in the trash. if he gives me any shit i am going to beat his scrawny ass.


So you are the Jack Lemon to his Walter Matthau?


YES! i can't take it! filthy swine. i WILL win.
jackboots Wrote:
Zenith Wrote:who is the asshole and why is he in your house?
he owns the house, i have the upstairs.
::blink:: Oh, well not much you can do 'bout that JB. He might get mad and terminate your lease or something....be careful.

::scared::
Zenith Wrote:
jackboots Wrote:
Zenith Wrote:who is the asshole and why is he in your house?
he owns the house, i have the upstairs.
::blink:: Oh, well not much you can do 'bout that JB. He might get mad and terminate your lease or something....be careful.

::scared::
he wouldn't dare. i divorced him 20 years ago and he's scared of me.he kisses my ass. Smiley_emoticons_biggrini'll get my way, i always do. *snicker*.
jackboots Wrote:
Zenith Wrote:
jackboots Wrote:
Zenith Wrote:who is the asshole and why is he in your house?
he owns the house, i have the upstairs.
::blink:: Oh, well not much you can do 'bout that JB. He might get mad and terminate your lease or something....be careful.

::scared::
he wouldn't dare. i divorced him 20 years ago and he's scared of me.he kisses my ass. Smiley_emoticons_biggrini'll get my way, i always do. *snicker*.
You used to be married to this guy?!

The plot thickens.
You used to be married to this guy?!

The plot thickens.

::lmao::yes. i married him long enough to have my beautiful son. i'm in this house because my son will inherit it, i'm trying to save it. it's a beautiful cape cod, needs work. the owner is an ugly shit, i pretend to be nice to him. he's thrilled anyone will listen to his shit.