Zenith Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:
::bvomit::
I agree.
Shit stabbing is shit stabbing and it is a fucking rank practice common amongst latent homosexuals.
Why stick your cock in her arse if there is a perfectly good wet pussy right in front of you?
You mean to tell me...
if your wife crawled to you on her hands and knees and begged you to shove your hard throbbing cock down her throat until she choked then made you promise to fuck her pussy until you both exploded in an orgasm then made you swear you would fuck her asshole as hard as you could possibly manage while she "feverishly" flips her clit back and forth, all within your close visual range....
you wouldn't accommodate her? ::nuts::
You say: Erm...sorry hun, only faggots do shit like that how about a nice missionary position fer ya and we'll call it a night after that?
To that she would politely respond: kiss my ass...bitch! ::angrier::
If you've got the girth, length and the stamina then who gives a good goddamn what anyone thinks about it...right?
In answer to your query please re-read the post you quoted and replied too.
I don't like any back door shenanigans and neither does my girlfriend, the majority of people don't go in for your many deviant practices you know. Anal sex is not okay with me and never will be, if other people want to do it thats up to them, but personally I find the practice disgusting.
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:[user=61]Quote:
In answer to your query please re-read the post you quoted and replied too.
I don't like any back door shenanigans and neither does my girlfriend, the majority of people don't go in for your many deviant practices you know. Anal sex is not okay with me and never will be, if other people want to do it thats up to them, but personally I find the practice disgusting.
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Ordinary Peephole[/user] says: Z, sweetie,...the problem is, I have a very small weenie and I cum within seconds of pushing into my beautiful woman's very wet and wanting pussy so I don't even try to penetrate her tight, pretty little arse because...I mean...what if she really likes it and I can't stay hard long enough to make the deed worth doing??? Besides, with all the gay talk here on this sight someone might actually put two and two together and find out that secretly...and between you and me Z, I would fuck any tight arse
however, until the gay get their way I'm afraid I'll have to pretend that it disgust me and maybe that emotion will somehow substitue for my deep longing.
Zenith Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:[user=61]Quote:
In answer to your query please re-read the post you quoted and replied too.
I don't like any back door shenanigans and neither does my girlfriend, the majority of people don't go in for your many deviant practices you know. Anal sex is not okay with me and never will be, if other people want to do it thats up to them, but personally I find the practice disgusting.
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Translation: Ordinary Peephole[/user] says: Z, sweetie,...the problem is, I have a very small weenie and I cum within seconds of pushing into my beautiful woman's very wet and wanting pussy so I don't even try to penetrate her tight, pretty little arse because...I mean...what if she really likes it and I can't stay hard long enough to make the deed worth doing??? Besides, with all the gay talk here on this sight someone might actually put two and two together and find out that secretly...and between you and me Z, I would fuck any tight arse however, until the gay get their way I'm afraid I'll have to pretend that it disgust me and maybe that emotion will somehow substitue for my deep longing.
I don't like having shit on my cock okay? The arsehole is for shitting not for hitting.
You can pretend your deviant sexual urges are 100% wholesome but they are not, the vast majority of hetero blokes that I know feel sick at the thought of rogering a womans corn shute.
And FYI, my dick is average in size not that thats any of your fucking business.
The fact you are trying to imply that
not wanting to fuck a womans ass makes me a closet homosexual is laughable.
Yanno, if people would just treat sex as the normal, natural act between two people that it is, there would be a lot less of this "what is 'acceptable' and what isn't" shit. If what you're doing is consensual and legal, WHO FUCKING CARES????? You people are some uptight motherfuckers.
If people want to fuck ass thats fine, I am all for consenting adults doing whatever they want sexually in their own homes.
The retared implication that not wanting to fuck ass is in some way abnormal or in some way labels you as a closet homosexual is the point I am making.
Many, many men do not want to stick their cock up their girlfriend or wifes arsehole, porn films are in no way representative of real life sexuality anymore than Bruce Wills is representative of the average police officer.
Quote:And FYI, my dick is average in size not that thats any of your fucking business.
::lmao:: ::rolllaugh:: ::lmao:: Oh shit! I really had to make this my sig line. I've never seen such a lame defense of one's penis. It was hysterical, like listening to Michael Jackson all angry and shit, making a case that he's normal.
You have a small penis, OP, and it's obvious. ::wave::
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:The retared implication that not wanting to fuck ass is in some way abnormal or in some way labels you as a closet homosexual is the point I am making.
Many, many men do not want to stick their cock up their girlfriend or wifes arsehole
What in the world does "retared" mean? just trying to clarify if this is some secret gay term that only you and the other homos know?
You seem pretty gay from these posts. And with your tiny dick you are probably the bitch in the homo sandwich. The way you are strongly against ass fucking makes me feel that you are getting ass fucked regularly. Maybe not by an actual man yet, but probably having your girl strap on a big fake dong so you can "pretend" to be exploring, when really you can't wait to find a real dick to suck and sit on.
Wow..That's pretty wild...Where the hell do you people get this stuff from...And I thought I knew my way around the internet.
Duchess Wrote:Wow..That's pretty wild...Where the hell do you people get this stuff from...And I thought I knew my way around the internet.
Liquid has dozens of websites with this kind of thing saved in his favourites.
Only a true fucking homo would look for and post an image like that liquid you fat cock muncher!
::lmao::
Middle Finger Wrote:Quote:And FYI, my dick is average in size not that thats any of your fucking business.
::lmao:: ::rolllaugh:: ::lmao:: Oh shit! I really had to make this my sig line. I've never seen such a lame defense of one's penis. It was hysterical, like listening to Michael Jackson all angry and shit, making a case that he's normal.
You have a small penis, OP, and it's obvious. ::wave::
So you can't actually read English then?
And please stop obsessing yourself over my cock, its getting embarassing now, Jesus!
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Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Duchess Wrote:Wow..That's pretty wild...Where the hell do you people get this stuff from...And I thought I knew my way around the internet.
Liquid has dozens of websites with this kind of thing saved in his favourites.
Only a true fucking homo would look for and post an image like that liquid you fat cock muncher!
::lmao::
oh no and nice try to deflect off your obviously to everyone gayness, ... not that there is anything wrong with that. I hope you are happy with your husband.
Liquid Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Duchess Wrote:Wow..That's pretty wild...Where the hell do you people get this stuff from...And I thought I knew my way around the internet.
Liquid has dozens of websites with this kind of thing saved in his favourites.
Only a true fucking homo would look for and post an image like that liquid you fat cock muncher!
::lmao::
oh no and nice try to deflect off your obviously to everyone gayness, ... not that there is anything wrong with that. I hope you are happy with your husband.
I am not the one trawling the internet for pictures of men sucking strap ons you spunk bucket.
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Liquid Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Duchess Wrote:Wow..That's pretty wild...Where the hell do you people get this stuff from...And I thought I knew my way around the internet.
Liquid has dozens of websites with this kind of thing saved in his favourites.
Only a true fucking homo would look for and post an image like that liquid you fat cock muncher!
::lmao::
oh no and nice try to deflect off your obviously to everyone gayness, ... not that there is anything wrong with that. I hope you are happy with your husband.
I am not the one trawling the internet for pictures of men sucking strap ons you spunk bucket.
no "trawling" as you put it. I just did a simple google image search for "OP" and that was the first pic that came up.
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I don't like having shit on my cock okay? The arsehole is for shitting not for hitting.
You can pretend your deviant sexual urges are 100% wholesome but they are not, the vast majority of hetero blokes that I know feel sick at the thought of rogering a womans corn shute.
And FYI, my dick is average in size not that thats any of your fucking business.
The fact you are trying to imply that not wanting to fuck a womans ass makes me a closet homosexual is laughable.
Ooo-kayyyy! ::blink::
I am just wondering what you are gonna do when your girl whispers to you one night when you are driving it to her real good..."baby oh please fuck me in my arse"
and hey, nothing wrong with a little pecker as long as your girl likes it. but just a little side note fer ya....if it is as small as you say then she's gonna want options at some point is all ::dunno::
....just sayin'
ps...if you are more worried about getting shit on your cock then getting extreme amounts of pulsating pleasure then just have your ol' girl take an enema earlier in the day.
pss...I wasn't implying anything...so don't be so uptight Opie
Anal sex can be very inimate when 2 people are really close. No way would I do it with a one nighter (I havent ever cheated so it is a moot point). It can be messy if you do it for too long. It is very erotic to me when she raises her hipps and gives me her all. This is a special time, with deep kissing and tender affection for her. I am very careful to be extra gentle and slowly work our way up to the froth of climax.
Zenith Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I don't like having shit on my cock okay? The arsehole is for shitting not for hitting.
You can pretend your deviant sexual urges are 100% wholesome but they are not, the vast majority of hetero blokes that I know feel sick at the thought of rogering a womans corn shute.
And FYI, my dick is average in size not that thats any of your fucking business.
The fact you are trying to imply that not wanting to fuck a womans ass makes me a closet homosexual is laughable.
Ooo-kayyyy! ::blink::
I am just wondering what you are gonna do when your girl whispers to you one night when you are driving it to her real good..."baby oh please fuck me in my arse"
and hey, nothing wrong with a little pecker as long as your girl likes it. but just a little side note fer ya....if it is as small as you say then she's gonna want options at some point is all ::dunno::
....just sayin'
ps...if you are more worried about getting shit on your cock then getting extreme amounts of pulsating pleasure then just have your ol' girl take an enema earlier in the day.
pss...I wasn't implying anything...so don't be so uptight Opie
Since when did average become small?.
Has the world gone retarded?
I would have to wear nostril plugs and rubber gloves. A good blowjob sounds better.
it is a moot point). It can be messy if you do it for too long. It is very erotic to me when she raises her hipps and gives me her all.
hipps? ::lmao::
Maggot Wrote:I would have to wear nostril plugs and rubber gloves. A good blowjob sounds better.
AFTER the anal sex! Some Ass to Mouth action.
jackboots Wrote:it is a moot point). It can be messy if you do it for too long. It is very erotic to me when she raises her hipps and gives me her all.
hipps? ::lmao::
maybe they meant HIPPOS...