ER...UNITE.
don't let that pillow-humping slut intimidate you! picture his scrawnyballs shaven, his pet silicone blow-up doll deflated, his pillows stained with grease, his hairy naked back hunched over his computer. picturehim trolling times square in a leather skirt and size 15 stilettos. ::lmao::2 dolla, 2 dolla! sucky sucky, only 2 dolla!
Lmao, you noticed too JB.
I was going to call you GF, but MF would only have thrown another girly hissy fit.::lmao::
I do NOT have a hairy back, you bitch!
Only because you get your wife to tweeze if for you.
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Only because you get your wife to tweeze if for you.
Sorry, I've always been told I have a good amount of hair, just some, medium ... not too much.
No, you can't have me. ::bravo::
Middle Finger Wrote:I do NOT have a hairy back, you bitch!
I like men with a fair amount of hair....but
BACK HAIR ::bvomit::
Zenith Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:I do NOT have a hairy back, you bitch!
I like men with a fair amount of hair....but BACK HAIR ::bvomit::
I know, I don't have any back hair because I am a human being as opposed to a lycanthrop or the missing link.
Blurry pictures of MF wandering through forests naked are always turning up on the internet................
This would be funny if I was hairy, but I'm not, so ...
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Only because you get your wife to tweeze if for you.
She told me she slathers his backwith Nair. ::dunno::
Maybe the tweezing is just for in between doses of Nair. That must be it.
Sinister Wrote:LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Only because you get your wife to tweeze if for you.
She told me she slathers his backwith Nair. ::dunno::
Maybe the tweezing is just for in between doses of Nair. That must be it.
I wax it for him. I also do his "bikini line" and I trim his nut sack.
The Antagonist Wrote:Sinister Wrote:LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Only because you get your wife to tweeze if for you.
She told me she slathers his backwith Nair. ::dunno::
Maybe the tweezing is just for in between doses of Nair. That must be it.
I wax it for him. I also do his "bikini line" and I trim his nut sack.
::lmao::
Well who else can do that for you? After all I am a licensed cosmetologist.
MF hugging his pillow
You do realise JB, that pic will give MF a stiffy?
EEWWW how did you get that pic of my ex?
How the fuck can you say we didn't evolve from primates ...