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Quote:A bitter row has broken out between one of Sydney's largest tourist pubs and a family of five who accused chefs of serving human excrement in their gelato after they complained about noise during a football match. Skip related content Related photos / videos Traffic drives past the front of the Coogee Bay Hotel in Sydney Enlarge photo State government food minister Ian Macdonald confirmed on Wednesday that frozen faecal matter had been found in a serving of chocolate gelato offered to placate pub patron Steve Whyte and his wife Jessica, who became "violently ill" after eating it. "The stench went through my nostrils, I retched and spat it into the napkin," Jessica Whyte told the Daily Telegraph newspaper, recounting what local media are calling "gelati-gate."
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20081029/tod...e5c6f.html

This story both disgusted me and made me laugh like fuck all at the sme time. Yeah, I can't help being a sick fucker. Smiley_emoticons_wink

It just had to be chocolate icecream though lol.

In all seriousness, the fuckers who were responisble for this, should be thrown in jail for a very long time.



dirty fucking assholes. should be more then just being fired. should be a serious premeditated crime. no different then poisoning someone.
Agreed
This doesn't suprise me.

Aussies are all a bunch of stinking, filthy, inbred, criminal spawned, scumbags anyway.

Someone like Crash probably eats shit for breakfast the dirty fucker.

AnonyMoose

Why would anyone complain about noise at a pubwhena football match is on? Fucking Aussies are always stuck on stupid. If you want quiet - eat at home.

newbiecollector

Seems like most here do not like a dump in your cone.

About the right thinking I say::lmao::
2 Aussies and1 cup........::wave::

Sinister

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Aussies are all a bunch of stinking, filthy, inbred, criminal spawned, scumbags anyway.
Ok, let's narrow this down....

Who - in your feeble little pea-brain - is NOT a stinking, filthy, inbred, criminal scumbag? Because you seem to use these terms in reference to anyone else. Is there even a Brit on the planet, other than you, who does not fall into your superiorirty-complex-driven opinion?


newbiecollector

Sinister Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Aussies are all a bunch of stinking, filthy, inbred, criminal spawned, scumbags anyway.
Ok, let's narrow this down....

Who - in your feeble little pea-brain - is NOT a stinking, filthy, inbred, criminal scumbag? Because you seem to use these terms in reference to anyone else. Is there even a Brit on the planet, other than you, who does not fall into your superiorirty-complex-driven opinion?

Hang on now............. Poophole has never been more than 3 blocks from home.

And that far got him in trouble. He lost his lunch box
Sinister Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Aussies are all a bunch of stinking, filthy, inbred, criminal spawned, scumbags anyway.
Ok, let's narrow this down....

Who - in your feeble little pea-brain - is NOT a stinking, filthy, inbred, criminal scumbag? Because you seem to use these terms in reference to anyone else. Is there even a Brit on the planet, other than you, who does not fall into your superiorirty-complex-driven opinion?
When your superiorirty is a undeniable fact can it still be classed as a complex?
[user=74]AnonyMoose[/user] wrote:
Quote: Fucking Aussies are always stuck on stupid.
::thumbs:::cool:

Crash is a shining example of this.
newbiecollector Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Aussies are all a bunch of stinking, filthy, inbred, criminal spawned, scumbags anyway.
Ok, let's narrow this down....

Who - in your feeble little pea-brain - is NOT a stinking, filthy, inbred, criminal scumbag? Because you seem to use these terms in reference to anyone else. Is there even a Brit on the planet, other than you, who does not fall into your superiorirty-complex-driven opinion?

Hang on now............. Poophole has never been more than 3 blocks from home.

And that far got him in trouble. He lost his lunch box
I've been around the world in my time.

I am not a rootless, wandering, aimless, nomad prick like you are though.

newbiecollector

Quote:When your superiorirty is a undeniable fact can it still be classed as a complex?






Now that was widley funny coming from you::lmao::

You can fuck up first class................and you do::aww::

AnonyMoose

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:When your superiorirty is a undeniable fact can it still be classed as a complex?


Nope. Then it's just boasting. Which IMHO is perfectly OK. When you remind a have-not that you are a have; you are just acting as a spokesperson. That's a valuable customer service, no?
Maggot Wrote:2 Aussies and and 1cup........::wave::
::wait::.......wait for it............wait for it.........
AnonyMoose Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:When your superiorirty is a undeniable fact can it still be classed as a complex?
Nope. Then it's just boasting. Which IMHO is perfectly OK. When you remind a have-not that you are a have; you are just acting as a spokesperson. That's a valuable customer service, no?
Heh. ::thumbs::

Sinister

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I've been around the world in my time.
Walking your spawn to the corner where the short bus pulls up does not countas going around the world. ::aww::
Sinister Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I've been around the world in my time.
Walking your spawn to the corner where the short bus pulls up does not countas going around the world. ::aww::
Not sure why I thought of this, but I think I'd pee in my pants from laughing if I somehow found out that OP was one of those people who worship and cry for trees. Remember that video of those hippie freaks that were wailing in the forest?

AnonyMoose Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:When your superiorirty is a undeniable fact can it still be classed as a complex?
Nope. Then it's just boasting. Which IMHO is perfectly OK. When you remind a have-not that you are a have; you are just acting as a spokesperson. That's a valuable customer service, no?
Indeed it is, a service I provide to the best of my ability daily, Eva Braun (sinister) has brain damage so I find myself reminding her everyday of her place in the grand scheme of things. At present she is somewhere between an anteater and a badger, the anteater is currently edging her out because it is more attractive facially.
Middle Finger Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I've been around the world in my time.
Walking your spawn to the corner where the short bus pulls up does not countas going around the world. ::aww::
Not sure why I thought of this, but I think I'd pee in my pants from laughing if I somehow found out that OP was one of those people who worship and cry for trees. Remember that video of those hippie freaks that were wailing in the forest?
I am the antithesis of all that is hippy.

They could concrete over the entire world tommorrow and I wouldn't give a fuck.

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