Mock

There is a glaring lack of additions to this mornings rantings and put downs. Where the FUCK are Jackboots and Zenith??? Come to think of it, LMPP hasn't made a peep yet either.

Come on people, GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM!!!!

It aint morning here you moon bitch........... leave some of us alone.

newbiecollector Wrote:It aint morning here you moon bitch........... leave some of us alone.

Did I fucking mention your name, asshole? No, I did not. I understand how time zones work and I know it is not morning where you are. And it isn't you I am missing, anyway so go fuck yourself. Quitcher fuckin' whining. It is highly unattractive in a man of your age. An alleged man, that is. And what are you; 3 days older than dirt?

Quote:And what are you; 3 days older than dirt?

Lawd..... I get all sweaty when you compliment me. And no, it is a little more than 2 weeks older.

Duchess Wrote:[color="red"] TARD ALERT ![/color]

::lmao::

Duchess Wrote:[color="red"] TARD ALERT ![/color]

Yeah, mock has taken its usual dip in quality thanks to the presence of newbietard the resident sloth and geriatric bed wetter.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww thanks poopie........... now back on your knees and go to work.

newbiecollector Wrote:Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww thanks poopie........... now back on your knees and go to work.

I imagine your dick looking like a wizened cheesy poof, I bet it even smells like a cheesy poof.

Why musy you always need to talk about my dick. Maybe you have an obsession........wait, ignore that.
You need common sense to have an obsession

Duchess Wrote:EEEWWWWWWW !

I am betting newbietard has enough knob cheese to make a casadea.

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:

Duchess Wrote:EEEWWWWWWW !

I am betting newbietard has enough knob cheese to make a casadea.

Does that thought make you go all wiggly poopie::lmao::

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:

Duchess Wrote:EEEWWWWWWW !

I am betting newbietard has enough knob cheese to make a casadea.

Uh...do you mean quesadilla? The flour tortilla folded over cheese and other stuffings? ::dunno::

I mean, DAYUM; if that's what you meant, you weren't even remotely close.

Sinister Wrote:

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:

Duchess Wrote:EEEWWWWWWW !

I am betting newbietard has enough knob cheese to make a casadea.

Uh...do you mean quesadilla? The flour tortilla folded over cheese and other stuffings? ::dunno::

FOR FUCK SAKE Sin............. don't give that ass any more ideas about my privates

Duchess Wrote:Please God, don't let me recall this conversation next timeI go down on Cowboy...Amen.

For once we agree

newbiecollector Wrote:

Duchess Wrote:Please God, don't let me recall this conversation next timeI go down on Cowboy...Amen.

For once we agree

Uh.....you're gonna go down on Cowboy??? What do you guys do, like, swap turns for giving head? You have Monday Wednesday and Thursday and Dutch covers the other days? ::blink::

Sinister Wrote:

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:

Duchess Wrote:EEEWWWWWWW !

I am betting newbietard has enough knob cheese to make a casadea.

Uh...do you mean quesadilla? The flour tortilla folded over cheese and other stuffings? ::dunno::

I mean, DAYUM; if that's what you meant, you weren't even remotely close.

Whatever, I don't do spic words anyway.

Its all the same shit anyway, just folded into different shapes.

Sinister Wrote:

newbiecollector Wrote:

Duchess Wrote:Please God, don't let me recall this conversation next timeI go down on Cowboy...Amen.

For once we agree

Uh.....you're gonna go down on Cowboy??? What do you guys do, like, swap turns for giving head? You have Monday Wednesday and Thursday and Dutch covers the other days? ::blink::

Keep up you dumb cunt.............. I get to be Cowboy on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday...........

Get some more coffee down you ffs