10-21-2008, 04:24 PM
10-21-2008, 04:42 PM
A volcano model for his science project at cluck-cluck school.
Sinister
10-21-2008, 04:48 PM
- Light bulbs Making a bomb for someone's front porch. (Yes, it really can be done)
- Toilet paper To wipe his nose after he gets the shit kicked out of him for thefront porch bomb.
- 5lb bag of sugar To pour into an enemy's gas tank.
- 5 packets of single serve unsweetened drink mix. To watch all the pretty colors in a pitcher of water while he's on acid.
- 1 jar of pickles Depends; sliced or whole?
- 1 pack of frozen hot pockets To toss to his dog to make it play with him
- 10lbs of ground beef In case the Hot Pockets don't work
- 1 gallon of milk (2% fat) Tomake people think his girlfriend doesn't need to lose weight.
10-21-2008, 05:00 PM
Sinister Wrote:
- Light bulbs [color="red"]Making a bomb for someone's front porch. (Yes, it really can be done)[/color]
- Toilet paper [color="red"]To wipe his nose after he gets the shit kicked out of him for thefront porch bomb.[/color]
- 5lb bag of sugar [color="red"]To pour into an enemy's gas tank.[/color]
- 5 packets of single serve unsweetened drink mix. [color="red"]To watch all the pretty colors in a pitcher of water while he's on acid.[/color]
- 1 jar of pickles [color="red"]Depends; sliced or whole?[/color]
- 1 pack of frozen hot pockets [color="red"]To toss to his dog to make it play with him[/color]
- 10lbs of ground beef[color="red"] In case the Hot Pockets don't work[/color]
- 1 gallon of milk (2% fat) [color="red"]Tomake people think his girlfriend doesn't need to lose weight.[/color]
Oh SHIT!
hahahaha
::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::
10-21-2008, 05:06 PM
[quote=Zenith] You are a cashier at a at a neighborhood grocery store. Opie comes through your line with a shopping cart full of items that don
10-21-2008, 05:38 PM
::pots:: You hear on the news that one of the oldest shopping malls in Sinisters community is closing its doors to make way for a presidential campaign headquarters.
Every store in the mall is having a clearance and everything must go. She has enough room in her car to buy 8 items. What stores will she visit and what will she buy?
Every store in the mall is having a clearance and everything must go. She has enough room in her car to buy 8 items. What stores will she visit and what will she buy?
10-21-2008, 06:02 PM
CVS - 4 boxes of maxi pads and 4 pregnancy tests.
Sinister
10-21-2008, 06:15 PM
Middle Finger Wrote:CVS - 4 boxes of maxi pads and 4 pregnancy tests.Wow. I thought that of everyone here, you would come up with something maybe, possibly, slightly funny. That wasn't even close. I'm actually disappointed. ::
10-21-2008, 06:23 PM
CVS - 4 teeth whitening kits, 4 nicotine patches ::finger::
Sinister
10-21-2008, 06:43 PM
Middle Finger Wrote:CVS - 4 teeth whitening kits, 4 nicotine patches ::finger::
The only thing this one is worth is a copy/paste;
Wow. I thought that of everyone here, you would come up with something maybe, possibly, slightly funny. That wasn't even close. I'm actually disappointed. ::
10-21-2008, 07:57 PM
CVS - 4 cords of rope and 4 rolls of duct tape that will hopefully be stolen and used to tie -and- shut you the fuck up.
Sinister
10-21-2008, 08:06 PM
Middle Finger Wrote:CVS - 4 cords of rope and 4 rolls of duct tape that will hopefully be stolen and used to tie -and- shut you the fuck up.
::lmao::::lmao:snort* ::lmao::::lmao:choke*::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::
Now that one was good!!!! ::thumbs::
10-21-2008, 08:16 PM
Middle Finger Wrote:CVS - 4 teeth whitening kits, 4 nicotine patches ::finger::hahahahaha
::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::
I liked that one!
10-22-2008, 01:18 AM
1. Light bulbs to light up his dull and pointless life
2. Toilet paper super size pack cause he`s so full of shit
3. 5lb bag of sugar see below
4. 5 packets of single serve unsweetened drink mix. see above. Only a complete fuck wit would buy unsweetened drinks and lots of sugar.
5. 1 jar of pickles he uses them as breath fresheners
6. 1 pack of frozen hot pockets cause he likes to eat total shit and is the reason he needs so much fucking toilet paper
7. 10lbs of ground beef. He can`t eat proper meat, cause his teeth all fell out after all the fucking sugar
8. 1 gallon of milk (2% fat) It`s a substitute for breast milk and let`s face it, it`s the closest he`s ever going to get to a titty.
2. Toilet paper super size pack cause he`s so full of shit
3. 5lb bag of sugar see below
4. 5 packets of single serve unsweetened drink mix. see above. Only a complete fuck wit would buy unsweetened drinks and lots of sugar.
5. 1 jar of pickles he uses them as breath fresheners
6. 1 pack of frozen hot pockets cause he likes to eat total shit and is the reason he needs so much fucking toilet paper
7. 10lbs of ground beef. He can`t eat proper meat, cause his teeth all fell out after all the fucking sugar
8. 1 gallon of milk (2% fat) It`s a substitute for breast milk and let`s face it, it`s the closest he`s ever going to get to a titty.
10-22-2008, 05:49 AM
Some funny shit in this thread - no pun intended!!
10-22-2008, 08:10 AM
[user=69]Howard_hopkinso[/user] wrote: ::rotfl::
Quote:8. 1 gallon of milk (2% fat) It`s a substitute for breast milk and let`s face it, it`s the closest he`s ever going to get to a titty.OH SHIT! ::lmao::I hadn't thought of that
10-22-2008, 08:34 AM
Nice to see me dominating the threads again,even when I'm not here!
My loyal subjects may continue their lampooning below.
I am still waiting for something witty or clever enough for me to reply to, so far no luck.
::wait::
My loyal subjects may continue their lampooning below.
I am still waiting for something witty or clever enough for me to reply to, so far no luck.
::wait::