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Sinister

Ok, so even though we speak the same language, how we spell things is quite different. I've actually become used to spelling humour with the 2nd "u" when I never did before. I don't know why that one has stuck itself into my head, but there it is.

One I do not understand is "whine". Why does the UK put a "g" in whine??? It looks likea totally different-sounding word with that "g" and I think it looks stupid. A silent "g"?? Or is the "g" pronounced in some way?
Because "g" is for "gay" which connects to the whole "Queen" thing over there.

LuMPyPussy

I thought the 'g' was pronounced. Another one that bugs me is 'arse'.
I think the closest spokenAmerican accent that comes the closest to the Queens English would be a New York accent.

Sinister

LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:I thought the 'g' was pronounced. Another one that bugs me is 'arse'.
I hate that one, too. Since when is there a fucking "r" in ass???
Middle Finger Wrote:Because "g" is for "gay" which connects to the whole "Queen" thing over there.

"OH SHIT!"

::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::

hahahaha fuck you guys are making me laugh soooo hard today!
ok, where the hell is Opie when ya need 'em?

newbiecollector

Sinister Wrote:
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:I thought the 'g' was pronounced. Another one that bugs me is 'arse'.
I hate that one, too. Since when is there a fucking "r" in ass???
Not positive butt you might want to check the crack.Smiley_emoticons_smile........or this one::showass::
newbiecollector Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:I thought the 'g' was pronounced. Another one that bugs me is 'arse'.
I hate that one, too. Since when is there a fucking "r" in ass???
Not positive butt you might want to check the crack.Smiley_emoticons_smile........or this one::showass::
::bigg::you made me chuckle Newbs

newbiecollector

Was just a guess............butt seemed logical to me


::rotfl::

[user=68]newbiecollector[/user] wrote:
Quote:Was just a guess............butt seemed logical to me

HA-HA-HA-AH oOOOOOO shit! STOP IT PLEASE...HAHAHA I am gonna laugh at that one all fucking day

::lmao::::lmao::

newbiecollector

Hell it was a guess.............

Friggin good one but I have lived in the UK............so I cheated a bit.

Makes me a "wanna be arse"......... already a regular ass.
Oh the fucking irony, yanks who nicked English for themselves and then changed it taking the piss out of the original and correct English spelling and pronunciations !

Fact - We invented the language, all our spellings and pronunciations are correct and were being used and spoken before your country even existed ok?

Your variations are cute, sometimes retard like (like taking the "u" out of colour, whats wrong septics?, just too many letters for your tiny septic brains to comprehend? 21).

Okay sinister lets go back to primary school to answer your question, whine and whinge are two seperate words.........I will give you a few seconds for that to sink into your pebble sized brain. "Whine" is pronounced as in a glass of wine, "whinge" is pronounced as to s-"inge" your fingers.

They can be used in the same way, i.e - stop whining/whinging.

Comprende?

Also the word "arse" was also used before America existed, so fuck off, arsehole.
Middle Finger Wrote:Because "g" is for "gay" which connects to the whole "Queen" thing over there.

A joke about the queen......

"Gee MF made a clever little joke about their queen and shit!, huh huh huh! that was funny, huh, huh, huh, let me drag my knuckles off the floor to vote fer that one!"


newbiecollector

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Oh the fucking irony, yanks who nicked English for themselves and then changed it taking the piss out of the original and correct English spelling and pronunciations !

Fact - We invented the language, all our spellings and pronunciations are correct and were being used and spoken before your country even existed ok?

Your variations are cute, sometimes retard like (like taking the "u" out of colour, whats wrong septics?, just too many letters for your tiny septic brains to comprehend? 21).

Okay sinister lets go back to primary school to answer your question, whine and whinge are two seperate words.........I will give you a few seconds for that to sink into your pebble sized brain. "Whine" is pronounced as in a glass of wine, "whinge" is pronounced as to s-"inge" your fingers.

They can be used in the same way, i.e - stop whining/whinging.

Comprende?

Also the word "arse" was also used before America existed, so fuck off, arsehole.

This goofy fucker truely needs to get laid.

Perfect 10 at being a shit, have to give him that.
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:Because "g" is for "gay" which connects to the whole "Queen" thing over there.

A joke about the queen......

"Gee MF made a clever little joke about their queen and shit!, huh huh huh! that was funny, huh, huh, huh, let me drag my knuckles off the floor to vote fer that one!"

Oh shut up Opie...I vote for whatever the fuck I want and if it makes me laugh I will vote..."Ya goddamn elliptical visionary"

::lmao::
OP is just sensitive to things that expose the medieval standards still operating on his end.

newbiecollector

Quote:Oh shut up Opie...I vote for whatever the fuck I want and if it makes me laugh I will vote..."Ya goddamn elliptical visionary"


You are being WAY to nice with that comment..............

Get it together Bitch
newbiecollector Wrote:
Quote:Oh shut up Opie...I vote for whatever the fuck I want and if it makes me laugh I will vote..."Ya goddamn elliptical visionary"


You are being WAY to nice with that comment..............

Get it together Bitch
That was a decent post. Good job! ::aww::

newbiecollector

Middle Finger Wrote:
newbiecollector Wrote:
Quote:Oh shut up Opie...I vote for whatever the fuck I want and if it makes me laugh I will vote..."Ya goddamn elliptical visionary"


You are being WAY to nice with that comment..............

Get it together Bitch
That was a decent post. Good job! ::aww::
Fuck you garlic nerd..............troll someplace else
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