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So I'm leaving the grocery store and here comes a litle old lady, crossing from the lot to the doors of the store. She's about 183, so she's moving a bit slowly. That's ok, I'm not in a hurry. While I'm sitting there stopped, waiting for her to cross, the guy in the car behind me STANDS on his horn. I flip him off in my rearview and continue to wait.

This dumbfuck jumps on his fucking horn again and leans his head out the window, screaming at me at the top of his lungs!!!!

I don't like being out in public for just these sorts of things happening and I'd been out for a couple hours already, among the idiot masses that I hate. He pushed me to my breaking point.

I threw my car into park and barrelled out towards him. This stupid fuck actually starts to climb out of his car!!! I kicked his fucking door shut and let loose with every cussword for "dumbfuck" I could think of.

I pointed to the little old lady who had just made it to the sidewalk and asked him if he wanted to go run her down himself. Then I explained to him that pedestrians ALWAYS have the right of way. Oh, I was fucking PISSED.

I think I get a look on my face like I'm going to reach down someone's throat and rip out their liver, because this guy backed down. He probably was not accustomed to people standing up to his ranting lunacy on the road.

I had one more stop to make, but I said FUCK IT; I've had enough people for one day.

Someone needs to quit bogarting and pass her that doobie.

Maggot Wrote:Someone needs to quit bogarting and pass her that doobie.

That was one of the stops I'd already made, thankfully.

I run into shit for brains like this all the time here too. I think they turn chicken shit because a woman has the guts to stand up to them for one.

Second, I drive a BIG ass truck. I have a large hitch on the back of it. Most timesI don't need to ever get out. Throwing that bad ass truck into reverse usually puts fear into the smarter of the morons.

Know how much damage that hitch can do if it gets caught under a bumper? ::bigg::

jackboots Wrote:dope? you all smoke dope?? where the fuck is mine?? have you ever heard of sharing?? ::tongue::

<picture of Sin passing the scoober to JB> ::pots::