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according to bullet's "save me from the justice system" website. oh, for those who are 'researching' me, i never worked under that name.

so....i never shot anyone in the back or discussed putting alka-seltzer tabs in my private parts. but I'M DEGENERATE! ::lmao::
Why would someone put alka-seltzer tabs in their private parts?
You're a degenerate?

I KNEW you were OK! ::bigg::
Middle Finger Wrote:Why would someone put alka-seltzer tabs in their private parts?

you don't remember that post? fuck, i remember everything even though i'm a degenerate drunk. she talked about putting alka seltzer in her twat and i don't care enough to go look for it.

HEY LKT! i like you too! you're intelligent. i like that. Smiley_emoticons_wink
jackboots Wrote:HEY LKT! i like you too! you're intelligent. i like that. Smiley_emoticons_wink
::thumbs::
Wow, that had to be a flash-back for 'Speedy'...::blink::
jackboots Wrote:according to bullet's "save me from the justice system" website. oh, for those who are 'researching' me, i never worked under that name.

so....i never shot anyone in the back or discussed putting alka-seltzer tabs in my private parts. but I'M DEGENERATE! ::lmao::
::laugh:: And you try to talk to me about an "unhealthy obsession"...Jesus Christ, jb,you are a piece of work.
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LuMPyPussy

I'm sure this is somehow all my fault.
Makes no difference to me.

Mockery is what you make of it and THIS is a premium opportunity.

Should the shoe fit, as it were.

LuMPyPussy

I'm barefoot right now.
jackboots Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:Why would someone put alka-seltzer tabs in their private parts?

you don't remember that post? fuck, i remember everything even though i'm a degenerate drunk. she talked about putting alka seltzer in her twat and i don't care enough to go look for it.

HEY LKT! i like you too! you're intelligent. i like that. Smiley_emoticons_wink

I do remember that post, I just didn't remember WHY that would be done. Any idea?
I am not really sure I would want to know why someone would use Alka Seltzer shoved up any orafice. But then again....I do not know any degenerates, and am definatly not one myself.

LuMPyPussy

Middle Finger Wrote:
jackboots Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:Why would someone put alka-seltzer tabs in their private parts?

you don't remember that post? fuck, i remember everything even though i'm a degenerate drunk. she talked about putting alka seltzer in her twat and i don't care enough to go look for it.

HEY LKT! i like you too! you're intelligent. i like that. Smiley_emoticons_wink

I do remember that post, I just didn't remember WHY that would be done. Any idea?
I'm going to guess that when 'someone' has a catcher's mitt for a vagina, sensations aren't very strong so you do what you can for stimulation. I guess it's better than Moose's favorite: Drano.
Middle Finger Wrote:
jackboots Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:Why would someone put alka-seltzer tabs in their private parts?

you don't remember that post? fuck, i remember everything even though i'm a degenerate drunk. she talked about putting alka seltzer in her twat and i don't care enough to go look for it.

HEY LKT! i like you too! you're intelligent. i like that. Smiley_emoticons_wink

I do remember that post, I just didn't remember WHY that would be done. Any idea?
I imagine itwould givea tingling sensation, or maybe she was trying a home remedyto kill venereal warts ::dunno::
Oh, I see ... sexual pleasure from the fizz ... sheesh, that's desperate ...
i am a degenerate, and proud of it!