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...Against...

...People who loudly chat on their cell phones while standing in the checkout line.

...Hugely fat assed women wearing mini-skirts.

...People who can't even take care of themselves having pets.








I agree. The cell phone thing annoyed me recently as well. What bothered me was the person could easily have walked a few feet out the door to be outside.
Duchess Wrote:...People who loudly chat on their cell phones while standing in the checkout line.

If my mobile phone rings and I am in a checkout line sorry but I'm going to fucking answer it whether you like it or not, it could be an emergency, and no I am not going to lose my fucking place in the queue to answer it either why the fuck should I?

Otherwise what the fuck is the point of having a mobile phone?




Duchess Wrote:...Against...
People who type in italics on internet forums in a pathetic attempt to stand out from the crowd.



OP (Orating Prick), the issue isn't about removing yourself, it is about speaking low instead of loudly like the people we are referring to. Jesus Christ you are stupid ...
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:...Against...
People who type in italics on internet forums in a pathetic attempt to stand out from the crowd.
OP...its been weeks at this point, get over my italics...I never conform...And how do you know how I type outside of Mock ?...Are you following me ?
Scratch his eyes out, Duchess.

LuMPyPussy

How about women (and probably men although I obviously have no experience with this) that talk on their cell phones while on the toilet in a public restroom. Doesn't the person on the other end think it's kind of weird that their chat buddy is probably taking a dump to the background noise of toilets flushing? I know it annoys the hell out of me when someone starts talking and you're not sure if they're talking to you or not... "Hi, how are you?" "er... me?"
The pet thing is very crucial because I used to work in a retirement community and there were senior citizens who had cats, dogs, birds, etc. and they couldn't even wipe their own asses without help. I don't mean any disrespect but, c'mon.

It seems the family members could have volunteered to keep the animal and made an effort to bring them in contact with each other frequently....or something
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Sinister

LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:How about women (and probably men although I obviously have no experience with this) that talk on their cell phones while on the toilet in a public restroom. Doesn't the person on the other end think it's kind of weird that their chat buddy is probably taking a dump to the background noise of toilets flushing? I know it annoys the hell out of me when someone starts talking and you're not sure if they're talking to you or not... "Hi, how are you?" "er... me?"

Oh FUCK!!! I know someone who does this. We're on the phone and this asshat decides he is going to multi-task and take a piss while I'm on the phone with him!!! 95

I hung up on him. A while later, he did it again. So, I hung up again. When he called me back I had to explain that this is what he could expect if he tries that shit again. He was "shocked" that I could hear it. Fuckin' dork.

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