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Yup, go back in time a bit and see for yourselves, rocks have been crushing skulls since man has coveted the other ones sister. They are a hazard to all. There is not an amendment for our right (as Americans) to bear rocks, therefore they need to be put down forever. Not just for our own safety, but for the safety of future generations.

Lets join together and end this madness once and for all.
Self induced stuff like "getting stoned" would be ok though.Smiley_emoticons_razz
then I am banning trees also. people dont start forest fires...trees start forest fires.
If ya ban all rocks, whatcha gonna "get off" on a date?

::dunno::

LuMPyPussy

With the exception of rubies, emeralds, diamonds, garnets, sapphires, opals, topaz, citrines, turquoise, lapis lazuli, carnelian...
[user=33]Maggot[/user] wrote:
Quote: Lets join together and end this madness once and for all.
There must be a conspiracy because this rock ban should have
If you are banning rocks & trees because of what they can do then I feel certain that my cooking should be added to the list since it could concievably put a hurtin' on ya...
Duchess Wrote:If you are banning rocks & trees because of what they can do then I feel certain that my cooking should be added to the list since it could concievably put a hurtin' on ya...
Hmmm,

Duchess, if I were your legal counsel, I would have that comment stricken from the record as I am sure it, in some way, incriminates you
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