I'll post my fucking experience from last night.
I need fucking gas. I'm out shootin. I stop at the fucking gas station.
I buy gas. I think I'm gonna piss my fuckin pants while the pump is runnin.
I go inside for change and a piss.
The restroom has an OUT OF ORDER sign on the fuckin door.
I go to the counter an fuckin tell the fuckhead that I fuckin need a fuckin restroom fuckin NOW!
The fucker tells the other turd to UNLOCK THE FUCKIN RESTROOM!
Which is FUCKIN SPOTLESS! AND in perfect workin order.
Well, fellow mockers, Tommy writes letters.
Tommy probably wastes his fucking time, but Tommy writes fucking letters.
An I ....stressed... ACCESSIBILITY.....an....CUSTOMER SERVICE.....an ... LAZY EMPLOYEES ....an
hopefully
someone gets fuckin SACKED!
::bang::
It was spotless because they don't let anyone in to use it...
Good going, Tommy. You're a spunky bitch, I like that. Last night I had more company, getting me drunk and partying and shit .. bastards ...
Tommy Tourette Wrote:I'll post my fucking experience from last night.
I need fucking gas. I'm out shootin. I stop at the fucking gas station.
I buy gas. I think I'm gonna piss my fuckin pants while the pump is runnin.
I go inside for change and a piss.
The restroom has an OUT OF ORDER sign on the fuckin door.
I go to the counter an fuckin tell the fuckhead that I fuckin need a fuckin restroom fuckin NOW!
The fucker tells the other turd to UNLOCK THE FUCKIN RESTROOM!
Which is FUCKIN SPOTLESS! AND in perfect workin order.
Well, fellow mockers, Tommy writes letters.
Tommy probably wastes his fucking time, but Tommy writes fucking letters.
An I ....stressed... ACCESSIBILITY.....an....CUSTOMER SERVICE.....an ... LAZY EMPLOYEES ....an
hopefully
someone gets fuckin SACKED!
::bang::
What a fascinating anecdote.
Are you available for parties, weddings and Bar mitzvahs?
Quote:What a fascinating anecdote. Are you available for parties, weddings and Bar mitzvahs?
HELL yeah. I do Bar Mitzvahs great!!!
I got this HUGE knife, see?
Call me the MAD MOHEL!!
Thass why some Jews got such dinky dicks.
::bigg::
I would have pissed by the pumps.
being very careful not to get any on my shoes. Then called the hazardous waste people and said there was aHUGE gas spill.
Maggot...I hope the people in your life appreciate how damn funny you are...
Well, dear readers, Tommy has a NEW protocol.
Any gas station that pulls this shit AGAIN is gonna get a verbal warning:
Get me a restroom or call the cops. I'm pissin on the FLOOR!
An I fuckin WILL !!!
The line must be DRAWN !! The tea belongs in the HARBOR !!
DAMN THE TORPEDOES!!! FULL SPEED AHEAD !!!
Tommy don't take no shit. But a gas station attendant may clean some UP!!
::angrier::
Tommy Tourette Wrote:Well, dear readers, Tommy has a NEW protocol.
Any gas station that pulls this shit AGAIN is gonna get a verbal warning:
Get me a restroom or call the cops. I'm pissin on the FLOOR!
An I fuckin WILL !!!
The line must be DRAWN !! The tea belongs in the HARBOR !!
DAMN THE TORPEDOES!!! FULL SPEED AHEAD !!!
Tommy don't take no shit. But a gas station attendant may clean some UP!!
::angrier::
::laugh:: Nice rant! I love your new rules.
Was it a big chain of gas stations?
Maybe they will send you a free shit certificate and you can wipe your ass with it the next time you are there.
Liquid Wrote:Was it a big chain of gas stations?
Maybe they will send you a free shit certificate and you can wipe your ass with it the next time you are there.
I doubt that. However if they gave me free gas, I'd go there every time I passed it and "buy" half a gallon.
::bigg::
Well at least it was a fucking COMPANY station.
MAYBE some shit will happen.
?????????
Quote:Thank you for taking the time to share your thoughts with us. We are always pleased to hear from our valued customers. We apologize for the problem that you encountered at the BP/Arco station located in Sacramento, CA. Providing quality fuels and customer service is very important to BP/Arco. The events you describe occurred at a corporate owned and operated BP/Arco station. We have forwarded your concerns to the site manager and have requested they respond directly to you. A BP Representative was also notified to review your comments.
::irk::
BP; that explains it. Those fuckwits are a bunch of illiterate asshat fucktards.
Don't take this as a sign that I like you, Tittie. I still think you are an idiot.
Sinister Wrote:BP; that explains it. Those fuckwits are a bunch of illiterate asshat fucktards.
Don't take this as a sign that I like you, Tittie. I still think you are an idiot.
Then....WHAT?? You want me to RETURN the fucking flowers? Piss on that! And don't even think about asking for a return of the nudie pix you included. Those are for fucking EXTORTION!
You could send me a blank check and we don't have to bring in the postal guys.
::dlaugh::
Any of your postal friends that you try to pass off on me get shot, point blank. End of story.
Have you had your meds today, Tittie???
Sinister Wrote:Any of your postal friends that you try to pass off on me get shot, point blank. End of story.
Have you had your meds today, Tittie???
No. I went to the drug store looking for some biker pills and the pharmacist said they ALL were.
::batguy::
Tommy Tourette Wrote:No. I went to the drug store looking for some biker pills and the pharmacist said they ALL were.
::batguy::
Uh....they all were
what, exactly? Dipshit. And what "Biker pill" did you want? The ones that give you an IQ? The ones that give you some spine? The ones that enable you to think for yourself? Any and all of them would do you some good.
Sinister Wrote:Tommy Tourette Wrote:No. I went to the drug store looking for some biker pills and the pharmacist said they ALL were.
::batguy::
Uh....they all were what, exactly? Dipshit. And what "Biker pill" did you want? The ones that give you an IQ? The ones that give you some spine? The ones that enable you to think for yourself? Any and all of them would do you some good.
They all (bikers) were PILLS, dimwit.
You've got it all wrong. I was looking to CURE a steel spine and innate intelligence because it makes me so superior.
The druggist said if I took some BIKER pills, I could end up so fiercely independent that I would always ride the same brand of bike, go to the same bars, dress the same, and try to appear "tough." But he said the "tough" wouldn't last unless I had a group of fellow sufferers all around me to "back me up" and my mind would deteriorate to the point of actually BELIEVING that I wasn't REALLY a shivering dickless coward with a thinly disguised inferiority complex and a tendency to masochism.
So I told him I wanted NONE of that shit as I have seen the effects and they are pitiful.
He even told me I might stick email addresses in my avatars and start thinking it was a secret code or some other pure fantasy.
::bigg::
Oh snap ... nothing like a nice biker attack.
