Duchess is my favorite Mock Member. She's normal! That makes her hot and the envy of others.
induces projectile vomiting.
Maybe she is his dominatrix and ordered him to write that. Maybe she has his testicles in her purse, or holding the place of honor andconquest on a shelf above her bed.
So much for mocking people. Maybe the name of this forum needs to be changed to "kiss asses and make nice". <gag heave retch>
Envy? Not in this lifetime or the next 6.
::bvomit::
well he did like her before the sex change surgery, now he REALLY likes her! 
::lmao::
jackboots Wrote:well he did like her before the sex change surgery, now he REALLY likes her! ::lmao::
His sex change or hers? ::sly::
Sinister Wrote:jackboots Wrote:well he did like her before the sex change surgery, now he REALLY likes her! ::lmao::
His sex change or hers? ::sly::
you think YOU'RE confused?? so are they.
where's that sheep-fucking smiley when you need it?
did you see where the gourmet chef asked if she became queen of the internet, someone would buy her panties? right. a fucking tentmaker.
Quote:did you see where the gourmet chef asked if she became queen of the internet, someone would buy her panties? right. a fucking tentmaker.
You're joking, right? Please tell me you're joking.
Sinister Wrote:Quote:did you see where the gourmet chef asked if she became queen of the internet, someone would buy her panties? right. a fucking tentmaker.
You're joking, right? Please tell me you're joking.
can't make this shit up.
http://www.24hourforums.com/forum131/21474.html
Oh Christ. When I first read that I saw "after I diet" not "after I died". ::lmao::
Sinister Wrote:Oh Christ. When I first read that I saw "after I diet" not "after I died". ::lmao::
::RIP::
::rotfl::
Well, in context, her remark isn't that ridiculous since the story mentions Queen Victoria's waist measuring 50 inches.
And although I'm no fan of the royals, I think that's incredibly disrespectful to auction off her god damn underdrawers and broadcast how fat she was.
new MF sig. ::lmao::much better.
Sinister is a crusty fucking bitch just like that other crusty fucking bitch that annoys me.
jackboots Wrote:new MF sig. ::lmao::much better.
Sinister is a crusty fucking bitch just like that other crusty fucking bitch that annoys me.
Does that mean you? :shock:
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:jackboots Wrote:new MF sig. ::lmao::much better.
Sinister is a crusty fucking bitch just like that other crusty fucking bitch that annoys me.
Does that mean you? :shock:
most likely. 
I changed my title just in case.
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:I changed my title just in case.
i noticed. nothing escapes inspector clouseau. 
::lmao::
jackboots Wrote:new MF sig. ::lmao::much better.
Sinister is a crusty fucking bitch just like that other crusty fucking bitch that annoys me.
I love attracting attention like this and knowing I piss people off. It gives me a strange sense of power, as if I control the ones dense enough to let me
know I bug them. ::dlaugh::
...I thought MF's former sig line was just great...I didn't have a problem with it at all...It not only made me happy, I got a hell of a laugh outta it...
jackboots Wrote:Duchess is my favorite Mock Member. She's normal! That makes her hot and the envy of others.
induces projectile vomiting.
MF is copying off me.......again.
I was the first member here to put something he posted as part of my signature, MF or "monkey see, monkey do" then decided to do the same thing, minus the humour, wit and irony but with lashings of schmaltz and arse kissing.
Yet another chapter in the book of "How witless is MF?".
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:jackboots Wrote:Duchess is my favorite Mock Member. She's normal! That makes her hot and the envy of others.
induces projectile vomiting.
MF is copying off me.......again.
I was the first member here to put something he posted as part of my signature, MF or "monkey see, monkey do" then decided to do the same thing, minus the humour, wit and irony but with lashings of schmaltz and arse kissing.
Yet another chapter in the book of "How witless is MF?".
Actually, someone PMd me to encourage me to add a sig, so I did.
I also wanted to add that the obsessive hatred for Marie is retarded on a few levels.