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Do women need men for home repair... or anything else?

I was specifically talking about YOU, Lumpy Ass. YOU need a man for repairs.

QueenBee Wrote:I voted for "the messy stuff" like cleaning the crud from around HIS toilet . Didn't your daddies teach you how to aim?????

Don't even get me started on men pissing all over the toilet seat.
ITS FUCKING DISGUSTING ::angrier::
Its like how the fuck can they miss::dunno::
Do they clean up after themselves - do they bollocks::bang::
its not hard to to wipe up the dribbles or JUST POINT PERCY IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.
How fucking hard can it be, they just stand there and aim down a big fucking hole.

Then theres the dirty fuckers that think it's funny to leave floaters or pebbledash the back of the pan.
I know nature has to take its course but for fucks sake clean up after yourselves you dirty lazy twats.


~ Disclaimer ~ i recognize that not all men are lazy cunts and this rant is aimed at MY lazy good for nothing pebbledashing twat at home .

LuMPyPussy Wrote:Do women need men for home repair... or anything else?

I can handle most things myself, including orgasms but, I simply enjoy men, period...I like the way they look, the way they smell, the way they react to me, I pretty much like everything little thing about them...I grew up surrounded by males & my daily life now is no different, I relate to men better than I do to most women, altho, some of the women of Mock are the exception...This is gonna surprise everyone but, I REALLY dig men.

Well, to be fair I'm not crazy about people in general.

Duchess Wrote:

LuMPyPussy Wrote:Do women need men for home repair... or anything else?

I can handle most things myself, including orgasms but, I simply enjoy men, period...I like the way they look, the way they smell, the way they react to me, I pretty much like everything little thing about them...I grew up surrounded by males & my daily life now is no different, I relate to men better than I do to most women, altho, some of the women of Mock are the exception...This is gonna surprise everyone but, I REALLY dig men.

Cool, I love women that love men like that.

My husband doesn't do a damn thing around the house as far as cleaning and repairs. I either have to do it myself or hire someone to do it.

Sounds like a healthy relationship. It's almost enough to make someone drink alcohol daily "just for the taste."

Middle Finger Wrote:Sounds like a healthy relationship. It's almost enough to make someone drink alcohol daily "just for the taste."

::finger::

sally Wrote:

Middle Finger Wrote:Sounds like a healthy relationship. It's almost enough to make someone drink alcohol daily "just for the taste."

::finger::

Go clean up and fix the door.

My wife does all the basic home repairs but I do all the decorating, plastering and homeimprovements myself.

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:but I do all the decorating, plastering and homeimprovements myself.

I love home projects !...I stroll through Lowes & Home Depot like some people stroll through a park...What's your decor ?...Do you have chintz covered sofas ?...I hate contemporary, it makes me feel uptight, all that fuckin' chrome & glass, ugh...I like a lot of stone & wood...Blah, Blah, fuckin' blah...I just drank a venti frappachino, can ya tell.

Being the man I am, I do the majority of repair work with the exception of woodworking (I really suck at it). I also help clean and cook.

I also can't understand how some guys can miss the friggin toilet. IT'S A BIG FUCKING TARGET GUYS, if I have no problem hitting it then neither should you. It isn't like you're trying to precision piss into a fucking Pepsi bottle.

Leaving a mess doesn't make you a man......it makes you a slob.

Grow the fuck up and lose that "Oh that's woman's work where it belongs......in the fucking dark ages.

I'll bet your momma wiped your ass till you went to college you fucking wimp assed man wanna be.

You Nancy boy chickafied sensitive overcompensating for having small testicles assholes piss me off.

REAL MEN CAN DO IT ALL!



(rant over)

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:My wife does all the basic home repairs but I do all the decorating,...

::lmao::

Ladies teach your men better aim! Yeah they're stupid and need help.

I've found this trick to work. You need to make peeing a game for them.

Throw a square of TP in the water and tell them to "shoot the paper".

If they are so hopeless that they can't do that, make them sit. NO ONE will know you sit and pee if you keep the damn door closed when you do it.

And why for fuck's sake do you need to milk and shake when you're done? Do you not realize that makes pee fly all over? Seriously pig men, it does. Dab the damn pecker with some TP and flush it. NO ONE will know if you keep the door closed.

I'm always very careful and if some unintended splattering happens, I always clean up after myself. I never leave the toiled bowl open, either. I think you all would find me to be a very clean and ideal male companion in that regard. I don't even have to get into how good I am at kissing, remodeling, etc.

Middle Finger Wrote:I'm always very careful and if some unintended splattering happens, I always clean up after myself. I never leave the toiled bowl open, either. I think you all would find me to be a very clean and ideal male companion in that regard. I don't even have to get into how good I am at kissing, remodeling, etc.

Oh look, Frank's proud of his toilet training. ::lmao::