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...I've been so busy I didn't even know what day it was when I got up...Damn 4th of July...I detest this holiday...Sounds of explosions all around...my horses running through the fields like the hounds of hell are on their asses...I'll want every firecracker carrying bitch to go up in a puff of smoke by the end of the day...
And heres a salute to all the guys responsible for Americas independence......


I can't take someone seriously as long as they are paying tax to a Queen, sorry.

LuMPyPussy

Jesus, there's gotta be four pounds of meat in that burger.

*pause*

That's what she said.