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Even miserable bitches like you can find joy in such a day. ::hbeat:: 75 ::wave::

LuMPyPussy

Premature Fridaythe13thalator.

Sinister

LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Premature Fridaythe13thalator.
From what I understand, MF has more than one "premature" issue.
he's prematurely bald? Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
Why don't all you wenches hold hands and kiss my ass at the same time. I have a full head of hear, my dick is normal sized and I am excellent at prolonging things to a respectable length of time. So talk to the finger in the avatar, you flabby-ass bastards!

LuMPyPussy

Middle Finger Wrote:Why don't all you wenches hold hands and kiss my ass at the same time. I have a full head of hear, my dick is normal sized and I am excellent at prolonging things to a respectable length of time. So talk to the finger in the avatar, you flabby-ass bastards!
30 seconds does not a respectable length of time make. ::aww::

Sinister

You do know why Jeff Dunham is called "Hurricane", don't you? I think I will startcalling you that, too. ::dlaugh::

He also drives a Prius. The gayest car made.

Overlord

jackboots Wrote:he's prematurely bald? Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

The more hair one loses, the more head he gets.

Middle Finger Wrote:I have a full head of hear
::lmao::::bigg::

I have a full head of "hear" too!

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Also to celebrate Friday the 13th here is a artists impression of my favourite real life serial killer the Zodiac killer.

He was never caught and may be still at large. There are a few people here I wouldn't mind him paying a personal visit too!