I just went and shut off my grill, the top was open and I went behind it and shut off the gas. The cover was in my way and I just pushed it closed. as the fucking thing was getting ready to close with a loud crash, I realized......shit.....my chicken and cheese-burgers are still in there! ::blink:: It is dark and I wonder how much shit just fell on all my food from the top of theGOD-DAMN top of the FUCKIN grill. The worst part is I got my finger stuck in the side of it by the rotisserie slot trying to stop the fucking thing from slamming. It squished and burnt my pinky finger.I have not even smoked my medicinal mary-jane yet........but I'm gonna, Oh yes. With ice.::irk::
oh you fuck up rofl... how did the food taste after the mary jane?
The food was still good.....:
:.......and I blamed the pinched pinky on my natural heroic sacrifice in slaving over a hot grill, so that tender and succulent manna could be produced.......they did not fall for it as they had been watching from the window. I being the great pain negotiator that I am acted like nothing happened, Thats when I understood how silly Mountain Dew looked like coming out a persons nose.
Fuckers!
LuMPyPussy Wrote:::lmao::
I agree.................::lmao::
FAHQTOO Wrote:LuMPyPussy Wrote:::lmao::
I agree.................::lmao::
Are you from Michigan?
Brother, find something else,,, hell something intelligent to say that might amuse us.
Saddragon Wrote:Brother, find something else,,, hell something intelligent to say that might amuse us.
are you from Michigan? yay /neigh?
BROTHER Wrote:Saddragon Wrote:Brother, find something else,,, hell something intelligent to say that might amuse us.
are you from Michigan? yay /neigh?
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LuMPyPussy Wrote:BROTHER Wrote:Saddragon Wrote:Brother, find something else,,, hell something intelligent to say that might amuse us.
are you from Michigan? yay /neigh?
about time!
LuMPyPussy Wrote:BROTHER Wrote:Saddragon Wrote:Brother, find something else,,, hell something intelligent to say that might amuse us.
are you from Michigan? yay /neigh?
What a filthy horrible straight stall that poor animal lives in.
I'm no expert but that could've been filmed anywhere... that horse looks healthy and well cared for, so I'm guessing it's not neglected.
Yeah, he does look fat and healthy but he's standing in shit up to his ankles. That breeds hoof disease. Nevermind that he never gets to lie down living in a straight stall.
I see no food or water in the stall either. Horses should have hay at all times and water.
He's a beautiful dapple gray horse, too bad he's kept in such a filthy stall.
Brother, go fuck yourself I don't care if you know where I live or don't live, I wouldn't nay for you if you bent over and dry fisted yourself to entertain me.. matter of fact it would take a tractor to dry fist you. So fisting wouldn't entertain me in the first place.. piss off.
BROTHER Wrote:Saddragon Wrote:Brother, find something else,,, hell something intelligent to say that might amuse us.
are you from Michigan? yay /neigh?
What the fuck is wrong with you, seriously?Can you just type out acouple ofsentences explaining why you behave like Rain Man?
I'm an exelent driver.
Wapner at seven.:
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Saddragon Wrote:Brother, go fuck yourself I don't care if you know where I live or don't live, I wouldn't nay for you if you bent over and dry fisted yourself to entertain me.. matter of fact it would take a tractor to dry fist you. So fisting wouldn't entertain me in the first place.. piss off.
::aww::simma down.
Are we to infer that TWO sets of lips accommodates pissing and moaning simultaneously?
Just sayin'.