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REMEMBER: Cell Phone Numbers Go Public this month.
REMINDER..... all cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies and you will start to receive sales calls.

.... YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS

To prevent this, call the following number from your cell phone: 888-382-1222.
It is the National DO NOT CALL list. It will only take a minute of your time. It blocks your number for five (5) years. You must call from the cell phone number you want to have blocked. You cannot call from a different phone number.
I have several different business numbers for different counties, but I have them all forwarded to two main cell numbers. I probally get over 200 calls per week from telemarketers. I tried doing the Do not call list over the net, but that didn't seem to help. I'll see if the phone number helps. Thanks, Francis.
Doesn't the escort service you work for handle most of your calls?
(02-19-2010, 06:44 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: [ -> ]Doesn't the escort service you work for handle most of your calls?

Are you asking me? Hell, I don't know about that shit. You should know since you're a regular at the Asian rub and tug salon.
Frank, you dumbass. That rumor has been circulating forever and its false.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/cell411.asp
(02-19-2010, 07:26 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Frank, you dumbass. That rumor has been circulating forever and its false.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/cell411.asp

Shit. I did this. Now I'm ashamed.
(02-19-2010, 07:03 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-19-2010, 06:44 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: [ -> ]Doesn't the escort service you work for handle most of your calls?

Are you asking me? Hell, I don't know about that shit. You should know since you're a regular at the Asian rub and tug salon.


Ah, the tried and true, "I know you are but what am I?" mock.
(02-19-2010, 08:04 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-19-2010, 07:26 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Frank, you dumbass. That rumor has been circulating forever and its false.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/cell411.asp

Shit. I did this. Now I'm ashamed.

Don't be , I'm sure you were just being yourself.

stupid and gullible.

Frank will continue to abuse you , and the sad part is you will more than likely like it and ask for another.

you have been judged to be a dumbassed bitch.
Sure, but the 'judge' in this case is a foreign national bean curd bowl licking bitch with a propensity to tickle balls and laugh like a school girl, so his (your) assessment doesn't carry much weight.
(02-19-2010, 08:07 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-19-2010, 08:04 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-19-2010, 07:26 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Frank, you dumbass. That rumor has been circulating forever and its false.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/cell411.asp

Shit. I did this. Now I'm ashamed.

Don't be , I'm sure you were just being yourself.

stupid and gullible.

Frank will continue to abuse you , and the sad part is you will more than likely like it and ask for another.

you have been judged to be a dumbassed bitch.

Yes, you should judge the intellect of others. You are the sensei. You are the standard by which all other Mockers should be judged. You are the cream that rises to the top. You are the cat's pajamas.

You are likely unclean.
(02-19-2010, 08:12 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: [ -> ]Sure, but the 'judge' in this case is a foreign national bean curd bowl licking bitch with a propensity to tickle balls and laugh like a school girl, so his (your) assessment doesn't carry much weight.

I had guessed English wasn't his first language.
(02-19-2010, 08:14 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-19-2010, 08:12 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: [ -> ]Sure, but the 'judge' in this case is a foreign national bean curd bowl licking bitch with a propensity to tickle balls and laugh like a school girl, so his (your) assessment doesn't carry much weight.

I had guessed English wasn't his first language.

I assume stupid is his primary language with a slight gimp accent.
(02-19-2010, 08:16 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-19-2010, 08:14 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-19-2010, 08:12 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: [ -> ]Sure, but the 'judge' in this case is a foreign national bean curd bowl licking bitch with a propensity to tickle balls and laugh like a school girl, so his (your) assessment doesn't carry much weight.

I had guessed English wasn't his first language.

I assume stupid is his primary language with a slight gimp accent.

I think he gossips like a bitch. Don't get me wrong, LOVE gossip, just not from dudes. That's rather unsavory.
(02-19-2010, 08:14 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-19-2010, 08:12 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: [ -> ]Sure, but the 'judge' in this case is a foreign national bean curd bowl licking bitch with a propensity to tickle balls and laugh like a school girl, so his (your) assessment doesn't carry much weight.

I had guessed English wasn't his first language.

awwww racisim , the last refuge of the ignorant.
(02-19-2010, 08:20 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-19-2010, 08:14 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-19-2010, 08:12 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: [ -> ]Sure, but the 'judge' in this case is a foreign national bean curd bowl licking bitch with a propensity to tickle balls and laugh like a school girl, so his (your) assessment doesn't carry much weight.

I had guessed English wasn't his first language.

awwww racisim , the last refuge of the ignorant.

Ahhhh labeling others, the desperate siren song of the truly mock-less.
I think when society gets to the point that saying ANYTHING about a person's race is deemed racist, we are all fucked. We are different. Fact.
(02-19-2010, 08:24 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-19-2010, 08:20 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-19-2010, 08:14 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-19-2010, 08:12 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: [ -> ]Sure, but the 'judge' in this case is a foreign national bean curd bowl licking bitch with a propensity to tickle balls and laugh like a school girl, so his (your) assessment doesn't carry much weight.

I had guessed English wasn't his first language.

awwww racisim , the last refuge of the ignorant.

Ahhhh labeling others, the desperate siren song of the truly mock-less.

sorry the label came from you and your bunkie.
(02-19-2010, 08:06 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-19-2010, 07:03 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]
(02-19-2010, 06:44 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: [ -> ]Doesn't the escort service you work for handle most of your calls?

Are you asking me? Hell, I don't know about that shit. You should know since you're a regular at the Asian rub and tug salon.


Ah, the tried and true, "I know you are but what am I?" mock.


It's called the PeeWee Herman and very popular around here if you didn't know.
Rumor has it you do like buttered popcorn.

SyberBitch

(02-19-2010, 03:58 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]REMEMBER: Cell Phone Numbers Go Public this month.
REMINDER..... all cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies and you will start to receive sales calls.

.... YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS

To prevent this, call the following number from your cell phone: 888-382-1222.
It is the National DO NOT CALL list. It will only take a minute of your time. It blocks your number for five (5) years. You must call from the cell phone number you want to have blocked. You cannot call from a different phone number.

sonofabitch.... damned telemarketers. 22

I never answer 800 numbers or 'blocked' numbers anyway. If it's important they can leaven a frigging message.
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