What is the best date you've been on with your current spouse/significant other?
Did you plan and execute the date or did your love? Please don't speak to me like I'm a small child. Don't hold back! Start from the very beginning...
are you fully dressed? I hope you're not planning on doing any thing fucking gross or with plastic and batteries?
Ima, I don't have the heart to tell you.
Anyone?
I think the best date "night" my husband and I have had was actually 3 days long. For my husband's 40th birthday, I told him we were going out to dinner. He didn't know I had packed some bags and arranged for a babysitter for 3 days. When we checked in at the airport he learned we were flying to Las Vegas. He'd never been there before.
He spent 3 days looking goofy in the clothes I had packed (and the shoes were ALL wrong) but we had fun.
i've enjoyed some great and cinematic romances in my life, but the story of my first night with my true soul mate will remain with me always. i'll relate it later when i have more time. 
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It was our 12th anniversary and my husband bought an 8 ball from the black guy that worked for us. He surprised me with that and a room at the Hard Rock hotel at Universial Studios. You can use your Hard Rock hotel key to bypass everyone in line at Universal. Nothing like being coked up and bypassing the poor schmucks at the Jaws line. Better than the Cancun cruise.
Julie's going to be making hay over your 'black guy' comment.
Outside of that? Sounds like a killer date! I had no idea that room key could be that powerful. Nothing like lawfully cutting in line.
On my birthday I had her take me around to various strip joints so I could get a buzz on and have fun and not have to worry about driving. We also had a room and some other stuff happened.
(02-24-2010, 09:48 PM)twisteroo Wrote: [ -> ]On my birthday I had her take me around to various strip joints so I could get a buzz on and have fun and not have to worry about driving. We also had a room and some other stuff happened.
Very selfless/romantic.
The night I proposed I had my pal Chin put the ring in a fortune cookie with a note that said "will you marry me". I had crab rangoon that night and brought home 2 eggrolls with a small cup of duck sauce. It was a warm cloudless spring night and a dog was barking across the street. She wore a black dress and her hair was in a bun. I had
1⁄
2 tank of gas and it started on the first turn. I should have shaved but did not. It did not matter. Nobody cared.
LMAO. Damn mocker fockers.
(02-24-2010, 10:23 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ] (02-24-2010, 09:48 PM)twisteroo Wrote: [ -> ]On my birthday I had her take me around to various strip joints so I could get a buzz on and have fun and not have to worry about driving. We also had a room and some other stuff happened.
Very selfless/romantic.
That's just the way I roll.
My wife splashed some marinara sauce on my penis, put on tomato colored lipstick, and went to work. It was the most fucking romantic thing I've ever experienced.
When me and Leeanne went to see the Phantom of the Opera in the West End was awesome, we had a fantastic meal, saw the show which was brilliant (never been sat amongst so many people openly weeping like bitches before) and then went back to our swanky hotel room afterwards, it was pretty sweet man.
She was just trying to get you to propose so that your child became legitimate.
I clicked on show post, I thought you might have broken the habit of a lifetime and posted something original or interesting or funny, alas no, still the same old shit.
Your post is symbolic of the continuing and inevitable decline of this place, you handed Duchess the dagger and she has cut Mocks throat with it.
Will you be going down with the captain of the ship when it sinks?
I don't care what the fuck you clicked on.
(02-25-2010, 10:06 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: [ -> ]My wife splashed some marinara sauce on my penis, put on tomato colored lipstick, and went to work. It was the most fucking romantic thing I've ever experienced.
You are just a nasty pig.
Now why do I picture you covering your eyes and/or your ears ?
We met when I was running the tilt a whirl at the county fair, I was gonna pick her up in my Hemi Roadrunner but couldn't get it out of hock, we went back the the county fair then back to her place. After we did it I thought she might have been my sister all along, but it was OK because later I found out that she wasn't. Then to make it more exciting when we were going at it again she was yelling "I"m yer sister, I'm yer sister". It was the best date night I've had.