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::bantits:: the arrival of Spanx for Men is imminent...

The line features tanks and tees designed to compress beer guts and chubby chests, and items range from $55 for a tank to $58 for a tee. “The men in my life (and in Hollywood) have been asking me to make Spanx for men for years," says the brand's founder Sara Blakely in a release.

The breast-binding tops arrive at Neiman Marcus on March 15, or you can pre-order now. For more info, visit spanx.com. and search "FRANK'S SPANX".

here Jack Nicholson shows off a paunchy physique . The Hollywood legend still gets the ladies, but he could use some Spanx in his life.


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(02-24-2010, 08:21 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

I would fall on the floor laughing if I ever came across a dude wearing spanx...

If you ever do, stand back. I haven't used them but I would think removing them would be akin to opening a can of Pillsbury biscuits.

well you may scoff, but horatio dingleshimer here recommends them highly. hmmph.

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That's just disgusting. He'd likely be an attractive man without all that extra blubber.

Damn...didn't he just drown a trainer at Seaworld?

Fuck that. Has anyone ever worn one of those elastic back braces that were so popular a few years back? If I wore it tight enough to do anything for me I felt like I had to take a dump all day.
Like a need a t-shirt to do that too.

You women go ahead and stuff everything in a girdle or whatever the hell you do now a days, I'll just let my fat old gut hang free and be comfortable.

Sheesh... with the goofy haircut and the square glasses, he looks like he could be the love child of Frank and Rosie O'Donnell

I never knew they made them that big!

(02-24-2010, 09:54 PM)jackboots Wrote: [ -> ]i never stuffed my butt in a girdle, but a damn bullet-proof vest squashes the hell out of your breasts!

Yeah...Frank fusses about the damn same thing.

(02-24-2010, 09:54 PM)jackboots Wrote: [ -> ]i never stuffed my butt in a girdle, but a damn bullet-proof vest squashes the hell out of your breasts! they finally started making the miserable things to accomodate the female figure.

And then User discovered that under the influence of alcohol the whole "in uniform" turn-on became gender indifferent.

as you can see in this photo of me, thay make you look FAT and squish your natural womanliness and sweet delicate femininity!

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(02-24-2010, 09:54 PM)jackboots Wrote: [ -> ]i never stuffed my butt in a girdle, but a damn bullet-proof vest squashes the hell out of your breasts! they finally started making the miserable things to accomodate the female figure.

I have a visual of a Fredricks of Hollywood vest where the boobies are free. We all aim for the boobies in one way or another anyway.

(02-24-2010, 09:51 PM)crash Wrote: [ -> ]Sheesh... with the goofy haircut and the square glasses, he looks like he could be the love child of Frank and Rosie O'Donnell

I see you are obsessively mentioning and loving me again. Thanks.

(02-24-2010, 08:37 PM)jackboots Wrote: [ -> ]well you may scoff, but horatio dingleshimer here recommends them highly. hmmph.

I cannot understand how you can allow yourself to get that fat, at what point do you say to yourself "I really need to lose weight"?

I mean if I was to hit 200lbs I would be thinking to myself "fuck man you need to get back into shape dude".

here's a bullet-proof vest i can love.

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