Mock

save me baby jesus...the ass implant appears three feet too high.

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Shit!! is that Lady Cop?



























Just messin with you, sweetie!!

BANNED!



::tongue::

It's Ninja's wife.... Good job we don't have ' smell vision' what with here being from the North.

(03-08-2012, 06:11 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

You're contradicting yourself, you just told someone who doesn't have cats that she smells like cat piss.

Correction. I said 'cat whizz'. That's an entirely different concept In England.

(03-08-2012, 06:18 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

Well, what the hell is kitty whizz?

It's cum my little sperm globule.

(03-08-2012, 06:34 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

Great, just great, someone familiar with kitty cum.

It'd be rude not to be.

(03-08-2012, 05:21 AM)Oscar Wrote: [ -> ]It's Ninja's wife.... Good job we don't have ' smell vision' what with here being from the North.

You fail on so many levels you may as well be a long spiral staircase.

(03-08-2012, 10:52 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: [ -> ]

(03-08-2012, 05:21 AM)Oscar Wrote: [ -> ]It's Ninja's wife.... Good job we don't have ' smell vision' what with here being from the North.

You fail on so many levels you may as well be a long spiral staircase.

Do the board here know you're wife's a prostitute ? Sloppy seconds Ninja ?????? Even then, she's so fucking rough, the punters have to put a peg on the nose and a bag over her head.

(03-08-2012, 11:53 AM)Oscar Wrote: [ -> ]Do the board here know you're wife's a prostitute ?

Who knows? But we know you're an idiot. Really, you need to hook-up with jsmom. You write just like her:

"I hope your fucking house don't fall in on your "dumbass"! "

"There was a few deaths but not many."

"We almost had a direct hit but it slided to the North of us at the last minute."

"These kids need structure and most of these damn parents of these kids aren't even a part of there fucking life. "

BTW - the "fucking house" mentioned in the first sentence was not referring to a brothel. I know you're obsessed with prostitutes and didn't want you to get too excited.

You're braodcasting it is if I care. You're sadly mistaken.

(03-08-2012, 03:18 PM)JsMom Wrote: [ -> ]You're braodcasting it is if I care. You're sadly mistaken.

I'm NOT braodcasting. I believe in introducing the new idiots to Mock's established morons.

(03-08-2012, 05:21 AM)Oscar Wrote: [ -> ]It's Ninja's wife.... Good job we don't have ' smell vision' what with here being from the North.

I like this one.

If here is from the North, does that mean Oscar is from the North?

Is there just the one picture? I'm a little disappointed.

Here are a few




And a site full of them
http://www.wrongplasticsurgery.com/

Holy Fuckin' Hell!!