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It has been many years for me but I forgot how to shave 2 weeks ago. The only quirk now is my kids love to stick their fingers in it. That kinda tickles. Man up bitches!

i don't.

I don't, beards suck.

You folks are great.

I work outside; I grow one every winter. Also I stop cutting my hair in October; come March I am a mountain man.

(10-08-2010, 08:46 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: [ -> ]on the distaff side. i never liked beards. they probably have fleas and drool and food scraps.

Amongst other things. They are not called flavor savers for nothing.

Hair is underrated. I usually get a haircut 3 times a year. Sept, Nov, and May. I'm just a hairy guy in the winter. But I need to dye it, kids are trying to sit on my lap all the time now.

so essentially the same as your bath schedule?

(10-08-2010, 08:54 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: [ -> ]so essentially the same as your bath schedule?

Swimming in a pool is the same as a bath......right?

I like a little 3 or 4 day beard growth on a guy but not full beards. I once dated a guy who had a full beard and I convinced him to shave it off. Unfortunately, when he did I discovered he had no chin and of course I immediately had to break up with him.

I have no beard but damn that mustache....lololol.

Maggot, please tell me more about how you dye your hairs?

My husband was good looking at one time, now he's fat and has a beard. Oh well, better him than me.

(10-09-2010, 10:26 AM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]My husband was good looking at one time, now he's fat and has a beard. Oh well, better him than me.

If you parted the hair and licked the soft underbelly his fat would jiggle. What a great idea for a Saturday night Sally! :B Think outside the purple box and magic can happen. Good luck with that...........

Most beards will be found on civil service leeches. (males, mostly)
The beard is a PC form of mask that they can hide behind in an attempt to pass as normal productive economic units.

It also sorta conceals sneering at the mere members of the ..(ugh)... public.