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I wrote this on Jaguars.com this morning around 6:30AM...

Dear, Dear David,


During this Christmas season give your city the gift of earlier releases and sure throws. Take the field with confidence and let the ball go; so as to lessen those horrible blows. You are an NFL Quarterback, so again; let the ball go and don't take that sack, give the ball to MoJo so he can attack. Confidence is key, something to feed, give them the smoke, but whatever you do, please don't choke. As a leader of the Jags you should remember your feet, but you do have receivers which we wish you to meet. This year you have been given a chance to leave your mark, you still have time to make Jacksonville's dreams come true, so it is YOU that must provide that spark. Never forget you are an NFL Player and that says a lot. Will you be remembered or easily forgot? David Garrard, it is time to finish this out, all season long not one blackout, finish this strong so that the NFL and indeed the world can hear our city SHOUT............................

WE ARE JAGUARS!!



Go Eagles!
PATRIOTS RULE!


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Ya, the Eagles beat us this year. Maybe we will meet in the superbowl
Fuck football.
(12-11-2010, 08:16 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Fuck football.

Fucketh thou.
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Aren't the Jaguars moving? I thought I read that.
(12-12-2010, 10:31 AM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]Aren't the Jaguars moving? I thought I read that.

Then you don't know how to read... You walking zit.... Smiley_emoticons_shocked


Go Jaguars, What a game today, 38-31 over 200 yards rushing... BEAT THE CLOTS!!!

If you google "Jaguars moving to LA" you get over a million hits. I guess I am not the only zit that cannot read.

Not that anybody gives a shit about an expansion team. Expansion teams are bullshit. If the team wasn't in my NFL pencil set I got at Sears in 1976, they don't fucking exist.
(12-12-2010, 08:53 PM)Cracker Wrote: [ -> ]If you google "Jaguars moving to LA" you get over a million hits. I guess I am not the only zit that cannot read.

Not that anybody gives a shit about an expansion team. Expansion teams are bullshit. If the team wasn't in my NFL pencil set I got at Sears in 1976, they don't fucking exist.

I can pull up 213,000 results in google when I type in "cracker is a zit" so I guess it MUST be true...

And people do care about the Jags, especially when they are running over them....
Well expansion teams do suck..........that is unless they are winning. Ya gotta love team spirit! Smiley_emoticons_smile
Expansion teams are bullshit. The Panthers, Ravens, Texans, and Jaguars aren't real teams. Any team added after 1976 is a fake team. They are part of the New World Order. The plan is to make an expansion team in every urban area so people of color spend money on merchandise. It is just a way to keep a brother down.

I'm not a fan of the Atlanta Thrashers, either, they are a fake hockey team.
(12-11-2010, 10:41 PM)Maggot Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-11-2010, 08:16 PM)username Wrote: [ -> ]Fuck football.

Fucketh thou.

Fuck you say?

I enjoy football when the home team is even somewhat in the game. Fucking 49'ers suck.