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I would think this was you.

This is the second year that my husband and I have gotten a card addressed to "Pat & Carol ____". The only problem is, my name isn't Carol (not even CLOSE). Inside it says "Carol and Pat, Merry Christmas!, Dick!" No return address on the envelope.

W.T.F!?! Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch

Your husband must be telling people his girlfriend is his wife. That would explain it. Don't leave town in the near future, they might invite Dick over for a party and hump in your bed.
Meh, as long as they put clean sheets on the bed. I'm guessing ImaDick would lose it on the car ride over anyway.
(12-19-2010, 01:24 AM)username Wrote: [ -> ]I would think this was you.

This is the second year that my husband and I have gotten a card addressed to "Pat & Carol ____". The only problem is, my name isn't Carol (not even CLOSE). Inside it says "Carol and Pat, Merry Christmas!, Dick!" No return address on the envelope.

W.T.F!?! Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch

Believe me, you will never have to worry about getting a christmas card from me, I think that cards of any kind are a big fucking waste of money.





(12-19-2010, 02:23 AM)username Wrote: [ -> ]I'm guessing ImaDick would lose it on the car ride over anyway.

hah
(12-19-2010, 02:37 AM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ][quote='username' pid='118273' dateline='1292736246']
Believe me, you will never have to worry about getting a christmas card from me, I think that cards of any kind are a big fucking waste of money.

i.e., your wallet is tighter then a nun's ass. I get that. I didn't really think it was you.